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Autore: Ascott Roy

Tratto da: http://telematic.walkerart.org/timeline/timeline_ascott.html

Titolo: La Plissure du Texte

Anno: 1983

Luogo: Parigi (Esposizione Electra).

La Pieghettatura del testo

La Plissure du Texte 1983

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NO.255 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 18.59 08/12/1983 FROM BOB TO NORM SENT 19.27 16/11/1983

FELICE DI VEDERTI SU ARTEX, NORMAN, MI DISPIACE L'IDEA CHE NON CI SIANO ANCORA NOVITÀ SULLA DESCRIZIONE DI ARTEX. SPEDIRÒ UNA COPIA DI QUESTO A JKA (JOACHIM ....) PER RICORDARGLI LA SUA PROMESSA DI FARLA QUESTA SETTIMANA. NON DOVREBBE SORPRENDERTI SENTIRE CHE STA PIOVENDO, QUI A VANCOUVER. APPENA ARRIVATO VIA CHICAGO E DA SEATTLE DOPO NUMEROSE DEVIAZIONI DOVUTE AL TEMPO E ALL'INCOMPETENZA... HO HUM.

RE: LA TUA DOMANDA SULLA TRADUZIONE... SÌ, SARÀ POSSIBILE SPEDIRE IN INGLESE E IN FRANCESE. ROY ASCOTT È INGLESE E IL SUO CONTRIBUTO SARÀ PLAUSIBILE IN INGLESE. SAREBBE IDEALE ANCHE SE UNO PROVASSE A SCRIVERE IN FRANCESE IN MODO DA CONTATTARE PIÙ PUBBLICO A PARIGI DIRETTAMENTE. PENSO ANCHE CHE SIA MOLTO IMPORTANTE CHE NEL NOSTRO PROGETTO SI EVITI L'INCLINAZIONE INNATA ALLA LINGUA INGLESE DEL MONDO ELETTRONICO. PROVIAMO A LASCIARE UN 50% AL CONTRIBUTO FRANCESE...

DA PEETER SEPP PRIMA CHE IO PARTISSI .... SI FARÀ SENTIRE. CIAO BOB

DISPLAY 256 NO.256 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 19.02 08/12/1983 NORM, QUESTO È IN RISPOSTA AL TUO 91. TI HO SPEDITO TRE MESSAGGI SULL'ARTE DI BOB 767 CORREZIONE 767 COMPAC CHE TU NON HAI RACCOLTO. ESSENZIALE FARE DSO. RISPOSTA ALLA TUA DOMANDA: RISPONDI ALLA MIA LETTERA DEL 4 NOV, CONTRIBUTI DI TESTI IN INGLESE O IN FRANCESE O IN TUTTE E DUE LE LINGUE. MUOVITI LIBERAMENTE TRA LE DUE A SECONDA DELL'ISPIRAZIONE. NIENTE SARÀ TRADOTTO, TUTTO SARÀ STAMPATO COSÌ COME INSERITO. IN TUTTE LE POSTAZIONI CI SARANNO PERSONE CHE PARLANO INGLESE E FRANCESE.MUOVITI CREATIVAMENTE TRA LE DUE LINGUE. E' ESSENZIALE CHE MI CONFERMI DI AVER RICEVUTO TUTTI I MIEI PRIMI MESSAGGI NUMERO 8, 13, 116, 20, 21 RISPONDIMI IL PIÙ PRESTO POSSIBILE. CONFERMAMI ANCHE DI AVER RICEVUTO LA LETTERA DEL 4 NOV. CARI SALUTI. ROY

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DIRECTORY

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FROM NORM TO NEXUS SENT 19.09 08/12/1983

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NO.328 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.55 10/12/1983

SCAT-WISE E STREETOLOGICAL O UNA PUNIZIONE PIÙ PLEATED.... È IL SUO DAVID GARCIA E ANNIE WRIGHT PSEUDONIMO DEL MASCALZONE DI AMSTERDAM. STIAMO LAVORANDO DA UNA BIBLIOTECA DI OCCULTISMO NEL COSMO, UN CENTRO DEVOTO A VARIE SFUMATURE DI MISTICISMO. UN RAFFINATO LAVORO (?) CHE SI FA QUI È’ DI INSTALLARE UNA MAPPA DEL MONDO CON I CARATTERI DA FIABA INDICATI DALLE FRECCE. SI SPERA DI APRIRE UNA SESSIONE ANCORA PRIMA CHE LO SCELLERATO TORNI(?), GIOVEDÌ STOP

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DISPLAY 329

NO.329 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.56 10/12/1983

BLIX È PRONTO. ABBIAMO INSTALLATO TUTTO. IL NOSTRO STUDIO "SERVIZIO CULTURALE" È’ DI GIÀ’ UN VERO LABORATORIO DOVE NOI MANEGGIAMO RACCONTI DI FIABE. CIAO, PARIGI, COME VA?

DISPLAY 330

NO.330 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.56 10/12/1983 ALOHA DALLE HAWAII.... GIUSTO PER CONFERMARE CHE ABBIAMO RICEVUTO TUTTI I MESSAGGI. C'È STATO QUALCHE MOMENTO DI ANSIA OGGI, QUANDO NON POTEVAMO CONNETTERCI DOPO AVER CAMBIATO LA PASSWORD. IL PERSONALE DELLA I.P.SHARP, EFFICIENTE E UTILE, HA AGGIUSTATO TUTTO QUANTO. IL GRUPPO SI È RITROVATO LUNEDÌ PER COMINCIARE A SVILUPPARE I CARATTERI PRELIMINARI DI ]IL VECCHIO UOMO SAGGIO]. IL NOSTRO PRIMO CONTRIBUTO UFFICIALE SARÀ’ INTORNO ALLE 0300 DEL 9 DICEMBRE. SPEDIRÒ’ LA DATA DEL TERMINE DELLA NOSTRA SESSIONE DOPO QUESTO MESSAGGIO E QUANDO SARÒ’ DI NUOVO CONNESSO. JOHN SOUTHWROTH

DISPLAY 331 NO.331 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.57 10/12/1983

BOB,

1. C’E’ UN COMANDO PER FARE UN LAVORO REGOLARE COL TERMINALE ASCII (?) E TRADURRE I SIMBOLI CRAXI APL\ QUESTO AUMENTERA’ CONSIDEREVOLMENTE LA CONFUSIONE AI NUOVI LETTORI DI QUESTO FILE E SPECIALMENTE PER QUEGLI INTERVENTI IN FRANCESE.

2. COME POTETE EDITARE GLI INGRESSI DI ARTEX\ C’E’ UN AIUTO IN LINEA\

3. CI SONO ISTRUZIONI SU COME POSSIAMO USARE UN MICROCOMPUTER E CARICARE GLI INTERVENTI CHE ABBIAMO EDITATO SUL WORDPROCESSOR LOCALE\ PENSEREI CHE POTRANNO ESSERE SALVATI QUESTI E GLI INTERVENTI UTILI PER QUELLI DI NOI CHE HANNO UN PO’ DI ESPERIENZA... E RISPARMIEREMO IL TEMPO DI QUELLI AI NOSTRI SITI. ALOHA JOHN SOUTHWORTH

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DISPLAY 332

NO.332 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.57 10/12/1983

1. RE. MESSAGGIO DI CHIUSURA: CIO’ DI CUI HO BISOGNO E’ IL DATO DELLA TUA ULTIMA ISCRIZIONE PRIMA DELLA PARTENZA DEL PROGETTO (8 DIC., 17:00 GMT). HO BISOGNO DI QUESTO SOLO UNA VOLTA. 2.CI SARA’ UN CAMBIAMENTO COL CODICE NEXUS, COSI’ CHE IL TUO CODICE E’ ESCLUSO DALLA LISTA DEI DESTINATARI. 3.DALL’8 DIC., 17 GMT, CONTATTAMI SU <767 COMPAC>, COME “JKA‿. RISPONDERO’ SOLO A MESSAGGI SU <COMPAC>. (QUESTO MESSAGGIO E’ IL MIO ULTIMO MESSAGGIO <ARTEX> FINO A QUANDO IL PROGETTO E’ CHIUSO. .…..JOAKIM

DISPLAY 333

NO.333 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.57 10/12/1983

SALVE A TUTTI I PARTECIPANTI. QUI A VIENNA C’E BLIX. CHRISTINE BACKENSTRASS, ALICE WEBER, ZELKO WIENER E IL COORDINATORE HELMUT J. MARK. SIAMO AL TERMINALE TUTTI I GIORNI DALLE 4 POMERIDIANE ALLE 6 (GMT) NELLO STUDIO KULTUR- SERVICE, GRUENAGERG. 6 A – 1010 VIENNA. SPERIAMO DI OTTENERE PIU’ INFORMAZIONI INTORNO ALLO SVILUPPO DELLA STORIA. L’APPRENDISTA STREGONE.

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NO.334 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.57 10/12/1983

NON PIU’ LINGUAGGIO, QUI, SEPPELLITI SOTTO TONNELLATE DI NEVE, CONTIAMO SU DI VOI PER RIPRENDERCI, STIMOLANDO COSI’ IL RISVEGLIO DELLA BESTIA… NOI VINCEREMO… AGNES, ALAYN, LISE, CLAUDE, ROGER, ETIENNE, BASTIEN, COLETTE, MICHEL, PER IL MOMENTO…

BUONGIORNO A TUTTI DAL QUEBEC!

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NO.335 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.58 10/12/1983

OUR LAST LO8175

OUR LAST LOGOFF DATA:

8175 15.16.44 12

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CONNECTED 0.01.10 TO DATE 2.19.12

CPU UNITS 3.159 TO DATE 149.763

KILOCHARS 0.343 TO DATE 51.133

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NO.336 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.58 10/12/1983

OUR LAST LOGOFF DATA:

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CONNECTED 0.01.10 TO DATE 2.19.12

CPU UNITS 3.159 TO DATE 149.763

KILOCHARS 0.343 TO DATE 51.133

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DISPLAY 337

NO.337 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.59 10/12/1983

C’ERA UNA VOLTA, PER LA STRADA, UNA DONNA, UN GIORNALISTA, UN COMPUTER, DEL BOSSO COTTO, DEI BISCOTTI SALATI DEL VINO UNA STANZA DIPINTA DI BIANCO.

DISPLAY 338

NO.338 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.59 10/12/1983

C’ERA UNA VOLTA, MOLTO TEMPO FA, UN CASTELLO MAGICO CIRCONDATO DA UN FOSSO MOLTO PROFONDO. C’ERANO DELLE RANE CHE FACEVANO “QUAK, QUAK‿. ERANO SEDUTE COME IN UN LABORATORIO SORRIDENDO.

DISPLAY 339

NO.339 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 21.00 10/12/1983

IL PRINCIPE DEI TREDICI, CREATO NELLA NOSTRA PASSERELLA, CON TUTTE LE SUE PERSONALITA’ CHE GLI PERMETTONO DI VIVERE LE SUE VITE, IMMAGINI DI CALEIDOSCOPIO, TALE CH TALE CH’EGLI E’ INCARNATO NEI NOSTRI SPIRITI.

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NO.532 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.31 16/12/1983

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NO.601 FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 19.47 19/12/1983

LA FATA MADRE DI DIO

SI E’ GIRATA VERSO LA SUA VECCHIA FIAMMA, E GLI HA FATTO GLI OCCHI DOLCI.

“O TE, RAGAZZO SEXY‿ DISSE,

“INCONTRARTI DI NUOVO E’ COME UN QUALCOSA AL DI FUORI DI UN ROMANZO DI ARLECCHINO (?). LASCIAMO INSIEME IL PARTY KIM CHEE, E’ COMUNQUE UN CASINO--- MA COME L’INFERNO, NON ERA IL MIO POSTO!

IO SO PER CASO DOVE C’E’ UN ALTRO PARTY DOVE POSSIAMO PRECIPITARCI.

COSI’ INVECE DI GUARDARE ESERCITAZIONI NAVALI, PERCHE‘ NON NE FACCIAMO NOI QUALCUNA? O PORTIAMO UN VASCELLO NELL’OMBELICO DEL MONDO?

FAMMI AFFERRARE I REGALI CHE AVEVO INCARTATO, E INFILATI DENTRO IL MIO CORPO FISHNET STOCKING.‿(?)

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NO.601 FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 19.47 19/12/1983

LA FATA MADRE DI DIO

SI E’ GIRATA VERSO LA SUA VECCHIA FIAMMA, E GLI HA FATTO GLI OCCHI DOLCI.

“O TE, RAGAZZO SEXY‿ DISSE, “INCONTRARTI DI NUOVO E’ COME QUALCOSA DI ESTERNO A UN ROMANZO DI ARLECCHINO. LASCIAMO INSIEME IL PARTY, KIM CHEE, C’E’ CASINO COMUNQUE… MA COME L’INFERNO, NON ERA IL MIO POSTO!

STO ASPETTANDO DI SAPERE SE C’E’ UN ALTRO PARTY IN CUI POSSIAMO PRECIPITARCI.

COSI’, INVECE DI FARE ESERCITAZIONI NAVALI, PERCHE’ NON NE FACCIAMO QUALCUNA NOI? O PORTIAMO UN VASCELLO NELL’0MBELICO DEL MONDO? FAMMI AFFERRARE I REGALI CHE AVEVO INCARTATO, E INFILATI NEL MIO CORPO FISHNET STOCKING.‿

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NO.632 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 19.58 20/12/1983

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.41 08/12/1983

IL PRINCIPE DEI TREDICI, CREATO NELLA NOSTRA PASSERELLA, CON TUTTE LE SUE PERSONALITA’ CHE GLI PERMETTONO DI VIVERE LE SUE VITE, IMMAGINI DI CALEIDOSCOPIO, TALE CH’ TALE CH’EGLI E’ INCARNATO NEI NOSTRI SPIRITI.

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.45 08/12/1983 IL PRINCIPE PENSO’, IO PENSO DI DOVER FARE QUALCOSA, IO PENSO DI DOVER FARE QUALCOSA.

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PERCHE’ PREOCCUPARSI – PERCHE’ FARE QUALCOSA. E’ DIVERTENTE GIUSTO LA DESTREZZA DELLE RANE, CERCANDO IL SIGNIFICATO NELL’ENTROTERRA. CON IL TEMPO SI ARRIVA A TUTTO…

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 17.57 08/12/1983

L’APPRENDISTA STREGONE ATTENDE LO STREGONE

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 18.05 08/12/1983

L’APPRENDISTA STREGONE SENTI’ LE PAROLE DEL POTERE, APRI’ I SUOI OCCHI E DISSE: “OH, CHE COSA FARA’ IL VECCHIO UOMO SAGGIO LONTANO DA QUI?

DISPLAY 633

NO.633 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.00 20/12/1983

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 18.11 08/12/1983

UISIT UNA PIROGA IN PAROLE PER FUGGIRE L’OCCHIO CACODYLATE DELLO STREGONE.

FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 18.09 08/12/1983

IL FOLLE GUARDO’ NEL FONDO DEGLI OCCHI DI CACODYLATE --HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO -- PER IL SENSO

FUORI

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 18.13 08/12/1983

SPIACENTI, ABBIAMO FATTO UN ERRORE IL TESTO DOVREBBE ESSERE COME SEGUE: C’ERA UNA VOLTA UN APPRENDISTA STREGONE CHE SI COSTRUI’ UNA PIROGA IN PAROLE PER SFUGGIRE ALL’OCCHIO CACODYLATE DEL MAGO.

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E LA BESTIA BIFIDA DI CHITAGAMA MANGIO’ DEGLI ABITANTI. E SUCCHIO’ ANCHE DELLE BALLE DI CLOROFILLA PER MIGLIORARE IL SUO ALITO. ESALAVA PERSINO UN LEGGERO ODORE DI PETROLIO. LE SUE SCAGLIE CADEVANO, I SUOI OCCHI SI ARROSSAVANO, FACEVA PAURA: LA SI E’ CREDUTAT LEBBROSA.

ALLERGICA AL MERCURIO, SI AVVELENAVA…

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 18.19 08/12/1983

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FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 18.39 08/12/1983

IN MEZZO AL VOLO DELLE RANE UNA BESTIA IN LANDE SPERDUTE, SCOPRENDO IL MONITOR BUGIARDO BEN MANGIA UNO STRATO DI SABBIA. ~Oo SPOSTANDO VIA LA SABBIA, CON IL SUO CAPPELLO

IL FOLLE VEDE IL MESSAGGIO

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LA BESTIA S’ISOLO’ DIETRO LE MONTAGNE, IN UNA VALLE GLACIALE, TRAPUNTA DI LAGHI. NON VIDE NESSUNO, NE’ NIENTE. SOLA, RITROVO’ LE SUE FORZE, RIPRESE L’ENERGIA SPARITA. FU ALLORA CHE DECISE DI RITROVARE L’UNIVERSO, IL MONDO L’OCEANO.

LASCIANDO IL SUO RITIRO, SI DIRESSE VERSO UNA GRANDE FORTEZZA, LUOGO ABITUALE DI FATE, NANI, STREGONI E STREGONI, DIVINATORI, MAGHI, FUNAMBOLI, TROVATORI, ALCHIMISTI E ALTRI SAGGI. BEN ACCOLTA, LEI CHE NON SI ERA VISTA DA MOLTO TEMPO. SI PRESERO LE SUE NOTIZIE. LA SI VESTI’ DI NUOVO, LA SI FESTEGGIO’, LA SI CIRCONDO’. FU NOMINATA LA BESTIA DELL’ANNO. .... BESTIA DEE L L ' A N N O O ........... AVENDO APPRESO CHE LA DISCORDIA A VOLTE SOPRAVVENIVA PERSINO TRA GLI ABITANTI DELLA FORTEZZA, SI PRESE IL COMPITO DI FARE UNA VISITA A CIASCUNO. VESTITA PER LA CIRCOSTANZA. AVEVA LEVIGATO I SUOI GRANDI DENTI, AVEVA ALLUNGATO ACCURATAMENTE LE SUE ORECCHIE SMISURATE E LISCIATE UNA FRONTE VERDE E RUGOSA. PER LA CIRCOSTANZA AVEVA TIRATO FUORI UN SORRISO BENIGNO E PERSUASIVO, E FU ALLORA CHE PRESE IL SUO SLANCIO E ARRIVO’DA…

FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 20.11 08/12/1983 GRUPPO DI SAN FRANCISCO FILI DI SPAGO TRACCIANO IL SENTIERO DAL DESERTO ALL’ENTROTERRA, E DI NUOVO INDIETRO. L’OCCHIO, LA RANA, LA PIROGA PIROGA, L’OCCHIO CACODYLATE SEGUE I FILI. CERCANDO, CERCANDO. “CHE COSA?‿ CHIEDE IL FOLLE. “CHE COSA CERCATE?‿ DIETRO AD OGNI PORTA C’E’ UN MISTERO, COMPOSTO DA FILI, COMPLESSO E SUPERFICIALE. MA SEMPRE FACILER (CORREZIONE) MA SEMPRE FACILE. “UN MISTERO FACILE,‿ DICE IL FOLLE, “NON E’ ALTRO CHE LA SUPERFICE ONDULATA DI UN RISEAU, CHE COLA COME UN BALLO DI FILI ATTRAVERSO IL PAESAGGIO.

FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.20 08/12/1983 $$$IL MIO NOME E’ CALIGOLA, QUALCUNO MI CHIAMA VILLANO. VI PARLO DAL PROFONDO NELLE VISCERE VIVENTI DI AMSTERDAM. STO FERMENTANDO UN ORRENDO PLANIF C’E’ (?) QUALCUNO CHE CREDE CHE CI SIA DIO, ALLORA QUESTA STORIA FATATA NON E’ GRANDE ABBASTANZA PER ENTRAMBI NOI. NESSUNO DI VOI CONOSCE LE MIE RAGIONI PERCHE’ NON CE N’E’ NESSUNA ..GIUSTO IL PIACERE DI UNA SENSAZIONE MENO MALVAGIA..

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.02 08/12/1983

“IL PRINCIPE DEI TREDICI‿

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FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.45 08/12/1983

CI SONO DEI BRONTOLII NEL SUD. FORSE E’ UN TUONO. CONSULTERO’ IL VECCHIO UOMO SAGGIO E CERCHERO’ LA CAUSA DI QUESTO DISTURBO. NELLA DISTANZA IL PRINCIPE POTREBBE VEDERE UN BAGLIORE NEL CIELO. CIO’ NON E’ BENE. HO BISOGNO DI CONSIGLIO, MA NON POSSO LASCIARE CHE LA GENTE SAPPIA CHE IO SONO TROPPO PREOCCUPATO.. LA PASSERO’ COME UNA PICCOLA COSA, SOLO IL FOLLE REAGIREBBE. CON QUELLO IL DUDE CAMMINO’ SU E GIU’ I PASSI E MONTO’ IL SUO CAVALLO. SUA MOGLIE SI SEDETTE ASPETTANDO IN SELLA..FORSE TE’SOTTO EUCALIPTO, E’ PRESTO, ABBIAMO TEMPO. IL TEMPO E’ DALLA NOSTRA PARTE.

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IL PRINCIPE: NARRATIVA NELLO STATO DI SOGNO COME L’OSCURITA’ E LA VITA DELL’AL DI LA’ DI PIOGGIA MESCOLA DENTRO SQUALLIDE NEVICATE ROVESCIANTI (?) L’ULULATO DELLA TEMPESTA SI AVVICINA ADAGIANDO IL SONNO IN UN MARES SILENZIOSO “LA LUNA E’ UN GALEONE (VACANTE)‿ INVIETRATA IN UNA LUCE DORATA (SOTTO, QUATTRO PINNAC, SENZA (?) UNA LUCE RIFLESSA IL MAGO: “VOI LA VEDETE COME UN OGGETTO. QUESTO E’ IL VOSTRO PROBLEMA.‿ LEI APPARE IL LIVELLO DEL MIO SOGNO E SEMPRE CRESCENTE DALLA FOSCHIA IMPWDIMENTE E REALE.

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.07 08/12/1983 C’ERA UNA VOLTA UN PRINCIPE CHE ERA INVISNBILE E CHE VIVEVA IN UN CASTELLO IB INVISIBILE. IL PRINCIPE APPARE NEL MOMENTO IN CUI VIENE TROVATO IL VERO AMORE. IL CASTELLO INVISIBILER E’ SENZA TEMPO. HA I PENSIERI DI OGNI GENERE D’UOMO (?)DENTRO LE SUE MURA. LE DUE NUOVE INUTILI BATTAGLIE CHE SONO STATE FATTE DENTRO IL SUO REGNO SONO UN RISULTATO DELLA SUA INABILITA’ NEL BILANCIARE PUNTI DI VISTA DIFFWRENTI. IL PRINCIPE DEVE SOPRAVVIVERE IN QUESTO MONDO DUALISTICO FINO A QUANDO VERRA’ TROVATA ARMONIA SINCERA E QUANDO IL XCASTELLO DELL’ARMONIA E DELLA PACE APPARIRA’ A TUTTII. IL PRINCIPE HA PRO PROVATO PER MOLTI MESI A RISOLVERE QUESTO GRANDEI PROBLEMA ALL’INTERNO DEL SUO REGNO. IL RE E LA REGINA HANNO LASC LASCIATO IL CASTELLO E SONO ANDATI A SOGGIORNARE NEL SUD. UN GIORNO IL PRINCIPE DECIDE DI LASCIARE IL CASTELLO CON TUTTE LE FAZIONI IN LOTTA DENTRO LE MURA, E VA IN UNA FORESTA AJOINING PER INCONTRARE IL MAGO. STOP

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e LACRIME e ROCK and ROLL

FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 01.42 09/12/1983

AL SUONO DEI “QUAK QUAK‿ DELLE RANETTE BIFIDE, LA PRINCIPESSA IN PIROGA, VOGA, BEVENDO UN PO’ DI ZABAIONE, LA SUA PARRUCCA SULLA FRONTE (FRONTE OXCIDENTALE) PER NASCONDERE DALL’OCCHIO MALVAGIO.. OVELIEL.. OVELIEIL.. OH LA VECCHIA OLIO D’OLIVA.. CHE INSALATA! ALICE PIANSE. STA PIANGENDO SUL TRISTE AMORE PER QUESTO MOSTRO COSI’ LONTANO. OH! FATA MADRE DI DIO, CARA NONNA, PRESTAMI LA TUA GRAMMATICA PER CAPIRE LE GGGGG DELL’APPRENDISTA STREGONE, PER IO SONO PERSA IN UN MARE DI .. PAROLE. OH! CHE MAL DI MARE!

FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 04.01 09/12/1983

LA STREGA: “IO VORREI SAPERE CHI CHI DOVRO’ ESSERE QUESTA VOLTA?‿ E’ IL PENSIERO DI SIDONIE APPENA RISVEGLIATA DAL SUO SONNO, DESTATA DALLO SGUARDO DEL FREDDO OCCHIO CACODYLATIC. ZLA BUONA STREGA DEL SUD? LA CATTIVA STREGA DELL’OVEST? L’IMPERSCRUTABILE STREGA DELL’EST? O LA STREGA PIENA DI POTERE DEL NORD? SIDONIE HA DORMITO PER LUNGO TEMPO NELLA SUA PROFONDA E FAVORIVA BAIAN SOTTO LA ROCCIA DI AYER, L’OMBELICO DEL VECCHIO CONTINENTE DI GONDWANALAND. “L’HUMMING DI DIDGERIDOO – QUALCUNO STA CERCANDO DI ENTRARE IN CONTATTO CON ME. IO HO SOLO RANE SUL MIO SERVIZIO DI CRISTALLO. CHI HA MANIPOLATO LE MIE RANE? CHIEDENDO DELLE RANE, HO AVUTO UNO SPIACEVOLE BLOCCO NELLA MIA GOLA; NON LE AVRO’ PIU’ PER UN’ENTREE. QUELLO STUPIDO FOLLE NON PUO’ NEMMENO CUCINARE. COMUNQUE CHI LO HA MESSO FUORI DA ALCATRAZ? ORA CHE IO SONO FROGGED ON, E’ TEMPO DI METTERE A PUNTO UN INCANTESIMO O DUE. DOPO TUTTO, IO DESIDERO AZIONE PER DIVENTARE UNA STREGA CATTIVA. VOGLIO DIRE CHE QUESTO PRINCIPE AMMUTOLITO OVVIAMENTE NON SA CHE COSA FARE. IMMAGINARE DI ANDARE A UN PICNIC IN UN MOMENTO COME QUESTO! ORA DOV’E’ LA MIA VERRUCA? DEVO SISTEMARMI LA FACCIA PRIMA CHE ARRIVI LA BESTIA. MEGLIO FAR SCAPPARE LA RANA ORA. EHI, CHI HA DETTO RANA? QUELLO CHE STA ARRIVANDO E’ NEO CACODYLATE (?). A PROPOSITO DI NEO-CACODYLATE, QUELLA BESTIA HA AVUTO QUALCHE IDEA BRILLANTE PER RITROVARE IL MIO NUOVO BIT DI TUPPERWARE. 132 ANNI E’ UN LUNGO BIT PER FAR SBAVARE QUEL PRINCIPE SOPRA IL MIO CALICE NEL CASO DI UN SUO TRIONFO A NEW YORK (?). COS’E’ QUESTO TUONO? DEV’ESSERE LA BESTIA CHE ARRIVA! SONO PRONTA? LA VERRUCA E’ A POSTO? ECCOLA!

WAGGA WAGGA, WOY WOY

OODNADATTA, COOLANGATTA,

BUDGEWOI

TUTTAMURRA

KAKADU!!!

(PER AVERE INDICAZIONI SULL’EFFETTIVA PRONUNCIA DI QUESTO IDIOMA STRANIERO, PER FAVORE CONTATTATE LA PIU’ VICINA AMBASCIATA AUSTRALIANA!)

FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 06.07 09/12/1983

IL FOLLE:

“C’E’ GIA’ IL MIO TACITURNO?‿ SULLA SELLA IL GALOPPANTE ADDLED AMICO DEL MONDO CHIAMATO PER UN RITRATTO – UN PRECIPITOSO RITRATTO E TENIAMOLO CURATO! BASTA AGIRE COME BESTIAME- LANCIAMOCI A PUGNARE- SULLA SELLA IL MONDO COME UN LADLE (LADEL?) SOLLEVANDO GLI AMICI CON LO STAIO -

SO CHE NON E’ EDUCATO MESCOLARE MA CHE COSA E’ UNA META FORA?

DISPLAY 635

NO.635 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.03 20/12/1983

FROM ALOHA TO NEXUS SENT 07.59 09/12/1983

IL VECCHIO UOMO SAGGIO ALLE HAWAII ~HE (IL) VECCHIO UOMO SAGGIO, ‘IMO [.].[.] ‘IM [.]HEE, SDRAIATO SULLA SPIAGGIA,

 RESTING FROM HIS

LATEST SET OF LOSSES AT THE CHICKEN FIGHTS. [.]IS WISPY BEARD, WHICH HANDS NEAR

TO HIS ANKLES WHE HE STANDS IN HIS STOOPED WAY, IS NOW FLUTTERING IN THE TRADE

WINDS. [.]EXT TO HIM ON THE SAND IS HIS CONSTANT COMPANION, A HARLEQUIN COCKROACH

WHO LIVES IN A BAMBOO CRICKET CAGE. ~HE COCKROACH]S CREAM AND

BLACK+BROWN STRIPED BACK SHINES IN THE SUNLIGHT. ~HE COCKROACH, LIKE THE WISE

OLD MAN, 'IMO [.].[.]. 'IM [.]HEE, IS AGED, YET AGELESS. ~HEY HAVE TRAVELLED LONG

AND FAR TOGETHER, AND NOW FIND THEMSELVES IN THE ISLANDS TO THE [.]OUTH.

~HE WISE OLD MAN, 'IMO [.].[.]. 'IM [.]HEE, APPEARS TO SLEEP BUT HE DOES NOT.

[.]E IS THINKING ABOUT THE CHICKEN FIGHT, AND HOW HE HAS AGAIN SUFFERED HEAVY

LOSSES. [.]E MUST RECOUPE HIS FINANCES, BUT DEMAND FOR HIS WISDOM HAS BEEN IN

DECLINE. [.]LSO HE NEEDS A NEW FEE SCHEDULE ++ HIS WISDOM SERVICES MUST KEEP IN

LINE WITH INFLATION ++ MINIMUM BETS ON THE CHICKENS HAVE GONE UP, AFTER ALL.

[.]S HE WONDERS FROM WHENCE WILL COME A CALL FOR HIS WISDOM [.]AND WHAT HE SHOULD

CHARGE^, HE DRIFTS INTO REVERIES.

~HE TRADE WINDS BLOW THROUGH THE GULLYS OF 'IMO]S WRINKLED VISAGE AND

CIRCLE THROUGH THE CANALS OF HIS SEMI+CIRCULAR EARS. [.]N THE WISPS OF WIND

COME MORSELS OF VOICES ET PLEAS POUR ASSISTANCE BLOWN FROM HIGHS AND LOWS FROM

TERRA FIRMA AND TERRA INFIRMA. [.]N THE WONDERS OF HIS WEED+WANDERED MIND THE

CRISE OF 'ALIGULA, [.]LICE, [.]ACODYLATE, [.]HITAGAMA, ?UAK AND THEN %%%%%%%%%%%%

POOF[.] [.]N EXPENSIVE DISTURBANCE OF AIR, A PERKING OF COCKROACH ANTENNAE AND

THE SMELL OF ....... |[.][.][.][.][.]

FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 07.54 09/12/1983

THE PRINCESS

QUEL EST LA NOMME DEL'ENFANT DELA PRINCESS? JE M'APPELLE LE MIRROIRE WHO

IS THE FAIREST ONE IN ALL THE LAND. WHERE DID THE PRINCESS HAVE TO TAKE

A PEA? BRITTANNY? UNDER FIFTEEN FEATHERBEDS

UNDER THIRTY? QUAND ELLE

FAIT TRISTE DANS LA FOG, SHE BECOMESUN CHAT VERTE, PARLE SEULEMENT CHAT

LANGUE, FURRY PAROLES, WHISKERED MOTS, DE BON MIAOU MIAOU. SHE KEEPS

FIFTEEN CATS DANS LA SALLE DE BAN. CINQ CHATS DE BLEU CINQ CHATS DE ROUGE

CINQ CHATS DE NOIRE ET BLANC. AUTREFOIS ELLE TRAVAILLE DANS LE JARDIN COUNTING

THE DIRT ESPECIALLY WHEN THE FOOL IS PICKING HIS TEETH. MAMA, OU VA LA BETE

AVECTO THE CANDY STORE NATURELLMENT, A LA APATISSERRIE ET LA DENTE FLAMBE

AVEC LE PRINCE A L'ECOLE ELLE EST VRAIMENT JOLIE, AVEC LE PRINCE ALA

MAISON ELLE EST FOLLE.

SE

FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 08.53 09/12/1983

LA PRINCESSE

LE ROYAUME DE MENTHE ETAIT EN FETE.

VERDOYANTES PRAIRIES,FLEURS A PEINE ECLOSES,FEUILLES ESSEULEES ET MARAIS

OMBRAGES,TOUS ETAIENT VENUS CAR AUJOURD'HUI APRES VINGT ANNES D'HIBERNATION

LA PRINCESSE SERAIT PRESENTEE AU PEUPLE DU ROYAUME DE MENTHE.

LA PRINCESSE ETAIT PRINTANNIERE.SES CHEVEUX AVAIENT LE VERT TENDRE DU

GAZON EN AVRIL,SES YEUX LA PROFONDEUR DES FORETS INVIOLEES,SON CORPS LA

SOUPLESSE DU ROSEAU DONT LA FONTAINE MURMURAIT "IL PLIE MAIS NE ROMPT PAS"

DE TOUT SON ETRE CHLOROPHYLE EXHALAIT UN FRAIS PERFUM MENTHOLE.

LA VERTE HUEUSE PRINCESSE VIVAIT DANS UN ROYAUME PRIVILEGIE DES DIEUX,

CERTAINS N'HESITAIENT PAS A LE BAPTISER LE ROYAUME A "VENT COUVERT"

EN CE JOUR D'ANNIVERSAIRE, ENTOUREE DE SES FIDELES SUJETS PERVERS ET DE

SES PARENTS OUVERTS, AVEC LE ROYAUME A SES PIEDS, ELLE AURAIT DU ETRE

COMBLEE.POURTANT LA PRINCESSE DE SE LAMENTER:

"-J'AI SOUVENIR ALORS QUE J'HERBENAIS D'UNE RITOURNELLE OU IL ETAIT

QUESTION D'UN FABULEUX ROYAUME DONT LE NOM SERAIT CHITIGAMA, CE PAYS

EST LOIN AU-DELA DES COLLINES,ON Y TROUVERAIT DES COULEURS DONT LA TEINTES

NE SERAIT PAS CE4LLE DES BOURGEONS OU DU PRINTEMPS.DES NUANCES SI FLAMBOYANTES

QUE LE COEUR DE L'HOMME S'ENFLAMME EN LES CONTEMPLANT.

LA VISION DE CETTE CONTREE LOINTAINE LA TOURMRNTAIT.ELLE DECIDA DE S'EN

OUVRIR A SON PERE LE SOUVERAIN "VERT DE GRIS" QUI REGENTAIT LE ROYAUME.

"-VERT MON VENERE PERE,QUEL EST CE LOINTAIN ROYAUME QUE LES TROUBADOURS

CELEBRENT DANS LEURS PAMPHLETS? QUEL EST CE MYSTERIEUX PAYS DE CHITIGAMA

OU PARAIT-IL SELON LES VERS VIVRAIT UNE FABULEUSE CREATURE AUX DENTS DEMESUREESE

T AUX OREILLES LISSEES?"

"-HELAS MA FILLE,IL NE S'AGIT POINT LA QUR DE CONTES,LA BETE EXISTE AU-

DELA DES MONTS ET SE NOURRIT DE CHLOROPHYLE,LA SUBSTANCE DONT TU ES PETRIE

AFIN DE MASQUER SON HALEINE FETIDE...(LE DENTIFRICE N'EXISTAIT PAS ENCORE)

D'APRES LES TROUS VERTS LA CREATURE AYANT OUIE DIRE QU'IL EXISTAIT AU

ROYAUME DE MENTHE UNE PRINCESSE NOMMEE CHLOROPHYLE SE SERAIT MISE

EN QUETE.J'AI DEPECHE AUX FRONTIERES DE NOTRE ROYAUME L'AGENT HARRY COVER

QUI DEVRAIT NOUS SIGNALER LES MOUVEMENTS DE LA BETE.

'-OH! VERT MON PERE, MAIS NE POURRIONS-NOUS DEMANDER L'AIDE DU MAGICIEN

OU DE LA FEE MARRAINE A QUI SES TROIS YEUX OFFRENT UNE VISION CONSTANTE

DE TOUT LES ROYAUMES?

'"-NOUS Y AVONS SONGE MA FILLE, TA MERE BELLE VERDERE ET MOI-MEME,

NOUS AVONS CONSULTE TOUS LES DEVINS ET MAGICIENS DES ALENTOURS, TOUS CON

VERGENT VERS LA CERTITUDE QUE C'EST LE PRINCE SEUL POURRA ASSURER

TON SALUT.

"-MAIS VERT, MON PERE, QUEL EST CE PRINCE SALVATEUR?"

"IL VIT DANS UNE CONTREE LOINTAINE, RONGE D'ENNUI ,IL NE CONNAIT PAS MEME

TON EXISTENCE,LES MEDIAS N'ETANT PAS CE QU'ILS SERONT..."

NOUS DEVONS NOUS ASSURER LE CONCOURS DU MAGICIEN ET DE LA FEE MARRAINE POUR NOUU

S DEFENDRE DU FOU ET DE LA SORCIERE,SANS PARLER DES AUTRES MAUVAISES

CREATURES QUI S'APPRETENT A SECONDER LA BETE INFAME DANS SES DESSEINS

MALEFIQUES.

AU SON DES "QUAK QUAK " ET DES REINETTES BIFIDES, LA PRINCESSE EN PIROGUE

S'EN PARTIT UN VERT MATIN.

"...CHERE GRAND-MERE,PRETES MOI TA GRAMMAIRE, AFIN QUE JE COMPRENNE

LES GGGGG DE L'APPRENTI SORCIER...

I AM PERDUE SUR LE VERT DES MOTD..... OH MON DIEU QUEL MAL DE VERT!

SEND

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 16.35 09/12/1983

NOW WHERE WERE WE? WE LEFT THE PRINZ AS HE GAMBOLED IN THE SHADOWS OF THE UNDER

THE EUCALYPTUS TREES WITH HIS LADY GRACE(WIFEIMAGE OF LAID BACK

THE STORY BECAME A BITMSCRAMBLED AT THIS POINT. WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS THE

PRINZ AND HIS LADY IN THE SHADOWS OF THEN EUCALYPTUS TREES AND HE WONDERING

WHAT HE SHOULD DO. HE DECIDES: " I WILL SPEAK TO MY FATHER OLD KING ROLAND

ROTWANG, HE IS INTO ROBOTS, AND WIZARDY STUFF, AND HE KNOWS AN AWFUL LOT

ABOUT THUNDER AND GLOWS IN THE SKY. HE WILL TELL ME WHAT TO DO."

STOP

SEND

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 16.38 09/12/1983

TECH.INFO FOR ALL PARTICIPIANS:WE GOT PROBLEMS WITH OUR PRINTER.PLEASE

USE ONLY MAX.8O CHARACTERS EACH LINE,OTHERWISE THE PRINTER PRINTS OVER

THE RIGHT MARGIN.EACH LINE HAS TO START WITH THE DOUBLE POINT(:)

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 16.56 09/12/1983

IMPORTANT INFO TO ALL PARTICIPIANS

THERE APPEARED PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THE FORMAT OF THE MESSAGES.

PLEASE DO NOT USE MORE THAN 80 CHARACTERS EACH LINE, OTHERWISE

THE PRINTER WILL PRINT OVER THE RIGHT MARGIN. IF YOU ENDED UP A

LINE YOU HAVE TO START A NEW ONE BY PRINTING "ENTER".

THANK'S !

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.10 09/12/1983

FROM THE PRINZ O

NCE UPON A TIME , THE FURNACES ROARED AT NIGHT AND THE SKYS FLARED

ORANGE AND BROWN ABOVE THE HILLS OF PITTSBURGH. BUT THAT WAS BEFORE

ONCE UPON A TIME A BOY CHOKED AND SWEATED IN THE CINDERS AND THE FLAMES

OF THE MILLS OF PITTSBURGH. BUT THAT WAS BEFORE.

THE FURNACES ARE QUIET NOW, COLD METAL HULKS BENEATH A COLD BLACK SKY

THE MILLS.

THE OLD WITCH WHO RIDES THE BUS TO THE END OF THE LINE, SHE SAYS I AM

A PRINCE. BUT I DON'T LISTEN. THE ONE WITH THE RHEUMY LEFT EYE AND

SHE SAYS I AM THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS OF THE MILLS. BUT I DON'T LISTEN

HER VOICE COMES FROM THE RAT FEET SCRAPPLING THE METAL WALLS OF THE

MILLS, BUT I DON'T LISTEN.

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.25 09/12/1983

THE MAGICAN KNEW THE PRINCE WOULD ARRIVE AND SET UP HIS MAGICAL

SYMBOLS TO AID IN THE FORTH COMING BATTLES. HE TOO HEARD THE

RUMBLING IN THE SOUTH. THE PRINCE WAS DAZZELED BY THE CRYSTALS.

X

X X

X * X *

X X

X *

*

SHIMMERING BLUE MIST ..................

.........

..........

.............

BELL LIKE SOUNDS

TINGLE TING TANGLE

TONG TING TING TANG

TRANSPORTED INTO A VAST SPACE IN A PLACE UNKNOWN TO THE PRINCE

THEN IT COULD BE SEEN AS A VAST DISPLAY OF ENERGY OF ALL THE

KINGDOMS AND ALL THE LORDS.

OVER THERE IN GONDWANALAND WAS THE WITCH.

HAVE NO FEAR SAID THE MAGICIAN I PROCESS L'OEIL CACODLATE.

BUT A LONG TIME AGO IN AN ANCIENT LAND THE PRINCE KNEW THIS DAY

WOULD ARRIVE, AND BEING INVISIBLE WAS A WAY TO WATCH.

SPANNING CENTURIES

INTO THE PAST

INTO THE FURURE EXCUSE FUTURE

HERE WAS APLACE THSAT THAT LOOKED FAMILIAR....THEN A SWIRL

OF DIAMONDS APPEARED AND OUT OF THIS SHIMMERING SIGHT APPEARED

A FIGURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE SEEN.

........

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O O

.

--- O O

.

----

WHO ARE YOU?

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

WHERE HAVE YPOU BEEN?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WHY AR E YOU HERE?

WHAT DO YOU WANT

HOW DID YOU ARRIVE?

WHEN DID YOU LEAVE?

THE QUESTIONS DAZZLED THE PRINCE. THE MAGICIAN MUST KNOW!

SOMEONE MUST KNOW!

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.50 09/12/1983

FROM THE PRINCE

DAZZLED BY THE SWIRLING DIAMI DIAMOND DUST THE PRINCE GOT A FAINT

GLIMPSE OF WHAT THIS WAS.QUICKLY HE UNTIED THE FIRST TAIL AND

INFORMED THE MAGICIAN OF THE INTENT OF THIS INTRUDER SENT BY

THE WITCH.

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 18.56 09/12/1983

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FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.19 09/12/1983

BEING NAMED AFTER A ROMAN MONSTER, AS A CHILD IWAS TEASED AND BULLIED FOR THE CR

IMES

OF AFORMER LIFE. THEN I CRIED BITTER TEARS, NOW THEY WILL CRY THEIR'S.

DISPLAY 636

NO.636 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.04 20/12/1983

FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.25 09/12/1983

AFTER YEARS OF STUDY,I,KALIGULA THE VILLAIN, PREPARE TO LEAVE

MY DAMP CELLAR. MY RATS AND BATS, I NEVER SAW THE SUN FOR MONTHS

ON END. WHO CARES....I ALWAYS HATED SUNSHINE....................

FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.40 09/12/1983

I, KALIGULA, FLY INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH MY VILLAINOUS CLOAK

BILLOWING LIKE THE SAIL OF A SHIP. THE CLOUDS ARE HEAVY WITH SNOW.

BENEATH I CATCH SIGHT OF THE WHITE BONES OF CHITAGMA'S MOST FORTUNATE

CITIZENS. I SEE THE FORTRESSES. I CIRCLE OVERHEAD AS A DWARF

PLACES THE LAUREL WREATH ON THE BEAST'S UNNATURAL HEAD. [.]H , HAPPY BEAST........

........

FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 20.41 09/12/1983

SANS PRENDRE CONSEIL DE QUI QUE SE SOIT, LA BETE SE DIRIGEA VERS LA

DEMEURE DE LA PRINCESSE, QU'ELLE SAVAIT CONFIANTE ET BONNE. RECUE A BRAS

OUVERT, ELLE ECRASA ENTRE SES PATTES LA JEUNE PRINCESSE DONT LES VERTEBRES

S'ENTRECHOQUERENT, PRODUISANT AINSI UNE MUSIQUE HALLUCINANTE. UNE CACOPHONIE

INFERNALE S'EN SUIVIT PENDANT QUE SES ROTULES TOURBILLONNERENT DANS L'AXE

OUEST-EST.

LA MENACE PROCHAINE DU RAZ-DE-MAREE BLEU QUI FINIRA BIENTOT PAR ANEANTIR

SON ROYAUME, LA FIT REAGIR. MALGRE SON ETAT TRANSCENDANT LA PRINCESSE

CHLOROPHYLE, DANS UN ULTIME EFFORT, ENFOURCHA SA TROTINETTE ET SE

DIRIGEA A CENT KILOMETRES HEURE EN DIRECTION DE LA LIBERTE, EMPORTANT AVEC

ELLE L'ODEUR DES SONS FETIDES EMIS PAR LA BETE.

SON PNEU ARRIERE GAUCHE ECLATA ET ELLE BASCULA PAR DESSUS LE PONT LEVIS.

UNE PIROGUE FLOTTAIT LA. L'ORDINATEUR DU BORD IDENTIFIA LA PRECENSE DE CET

ETRE DESARTICULE ET INCONSCIENT. IL MIT LE CAP SUR BRISTOL.

LA BETE FUT UN MOMENT DESARCONNEE. SA MATIERE GRISE DEVINT FLUORESCENTE,

INDICE DE L'INJECTION D'HORMONE FEMMELLE G8B2B7, CE QUI LA FIT REFLECHIR

PLUS RAPIDEMENT. ELLE APERCU SUR LE PLANCHER CARRELE, OU SE JOUAIT UNE

PARTIE D'ECHEC, UN TAS, UN GROS TAS DE TISSUS ENROULE EN UNE GROSSE BOULE.

LENTEMENT, AVEC DES GESTE A LA DIVA DAVIDA, ELLE DEPLIA LE TOUT ET S'ASSIED

AU CENTRE, SUR LA CROIX MAJESTUEUSE DE L'UNION JACK.

GGGGGGGGGG CRIA LA BETE. LE TAPIS-DRAPEAU SE GONFLA, LES REACTEURS S'ACTION-

NERENT ET LA LIBERTE LUI FIT SIGNE DE LA MAIN.

LA BETE SOURIANTE, AYANT AU FOND DE SON COEUR , LA CERTITUDE DE RETROUVER SA

PRINCESSE, SE MIT A ECRIRE DES POEMES. LE DRAPEAU FLOTTA AU DESSUS DU MONDE,

LA BETE CHERCHANT AVIDEMENT, AVEC SES JUMELLES, LE TOUT PETIT POINT ROSE

DENTELE SUR L'OCEAN GLACIAL QUI LUI PERMETTRAIT DE REPERER SA PRINCESSE

BIEN-AIMEE...

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.00 09/12/1983

LET'S SEE NOW,WHERE WERE WE?THE PRINZ BABY WAS THINKING ABOUT TALKING T

O HIS OLD MAN AND THE IDEA THAT HIT HIM WAS HIS FATHER THE KING WAS L

AST HEARD OF ON THE BIG ISLAND AND AN EMMISARY HAD RECENTLY TOLD HIM

THE MESSAAGE WAS THAT THE

GLOW AND THE THUNDERING SOUNDS WERE JUST SOUTH OF THAT ISLAND THE NAME ESCAP

ED HIM SO HE CONSULTED THE ORACLE:SITTING CROSS-LEGGED UPON THE BEA

CH WITH A GREAT GRAY BEARD, AND A STAFF NEARBY HE SAID TO THE PRINZ:

"GRENADINE,GRENADA DE SANGRE ES LAGOTA!

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THE QUEST CONTINUES. WHERE IS OLD

KING ROLAND ROTWANG?

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.21 09/12/1983

TOMORROW,ILL TRAVEL TOMORROW

AND THEN IT WILL SORT ITSELF OUT.WHAT I NEED AT THE MOMENT IS TIME TO THINK. W

ITH THAT THE PRINZ CLIMBED BACK IN THE SADDLE AND RODE OFF TOWARD THE SHAD

E OF A VERY LARGE EUCALYPTUS TREE. LADY GRACE WAS WAITING FOR HIM IN THE S

AHDOWS. HER VOICE WAS SOFT AND SOOTHING. YES. HE SAID TOMORROW, I WILL TRA

VEL TOMORROW TO THE GREAT ISLAND.

FROM ALOHA TO NEXUS SENT 04.29 10/12/1983

~HE WISE OLD MAN, [.].[.]. 'IM [.]HEE, WRAPPED HIS FEET

AROUND HIS MAGIC ROCK AND THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE

GODMOTHER HAD SAID TO HIM. [.]ISIONS OF A YOUNG

PRINCESS KEPT POPPING INTO HIS MIND. [.]UST AS FAST

AS THAT VISION POPPED, THE VISION OF THE BEST

FIGHTING COCK WOULD POP IN. *[.]*[.] *[.]*[.]

*[.]*[.]*[.]*[.]*[.]*[.] ~O HELP HIS VISION HE RUBBED HIS

BALD HEAD CLOCKWISE. )'IMO [.].[.]. 'IM [.]HEE, WISE

OLD MAN, ARE YOU BLIX IN THOUGHT WITH ASCOTT IN

MIND) A GREEN VOICE INTERRUPTED HIM FROM ACROSS

THE LETTERED SEA. [.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]::[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]

[.]ITH A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE, THE WISE OLD MAN, [.].[.].

'IM [.]HEE, SLOWLY STOOD UP HOLDING HIS TAPA

WRAPPINGS, PUT ON HIS TI LEAF SLIPPERS AND STOOD

ON THE ROCK AND YELLED, )TOMORROW THE STARS WILL

FALL). [.]EARING THIS, THE HARLEQUIN COCKROACH

CLIMBED INTO THE SAFETY OF THE WISE OLD MAN]S

BEARD, AS THE MONGOOSE STOOD IN THE SHADOW OF [.].[.].

'IM [.]HEE, THE WISE OLD MAN.

SE

FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 04.59 10/12/1983

THE WITCH

I SHALL LOOK INTO MY CRYSTAL BILLABONG TO SEE HOW MY SPELL TURNED OUT

. BUT I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF THE SWAGMEN AND FROGMEN BEFORED

I CAN START TRACING EVENTS . AH! THAT PRINCE HAS SURE GOT A SURPRISE !

MY LOVELY LITTLE MAGIC MEGABYTE SEEMS TO HAVE PUT THE WIND UP HIM .

ALTHOUGH IT'S HAVING TROUBLE GETTING PAST THAT ... WITHERING WOY WOY

WARTS ! HE'S GROWING A TAIL ! WHAT'S THIS ? SO'S MY MEGABYTE . MUST

BE THE MOUSTACHE ! THAT MEDDLING MAGICIAN , SANS DOUTE ! POOR

MEGABYTE ! HE LOOKS LIKE A FAIRY IN THAT TAIL AND HIS DISKS HAVE GONE

ALL FLOPPY . BUT NOT HALF AS FLOPPY AS LADY GRACE SITTINGUNDER THOSE

GUM TREES DISCRETELY REMOVING HER EMBARASSSING MOUSTACHE WITH AGENT

ORANGE SHAVING FOAM ( COURTESY OF SAIGON ARMY SURPLUS STORES ).

DRUMMING A TUMBARRUMBA , THE WITCH CHANGED CHANNELS ON HER

BILLABONG . IT CLOUDED OVER , THEN CLEARED AGAIN TO REVEAL A PEA GREEN

SEA. OR WAS IT A SES WITH GREEN PEAS OR THE PRINCESS PEAING IN A GRREEEN

SEAAA .... MAYBE THE PRINCESS HAD SIMPLY OVERDONE THE APPLE SHAMPOO

BUT WHO WOULD WASH A WIG ANYWAY? AND WHAT AN AWEFUL CLAW OR FILL THE

KINGDOM OF SHITTYGAMA WITH THE MENTHE ET MAL DE VERT. STILL, THE WITCH

WAS NOT TO KNOW.

HA! SO THE PRINCESS HAS GOT ITCHY FEET . NOT SURPRISING

WITH ALL THOSE FEATHERBEDS! BUT TO VISIT HER FAIRY GODMOTHER! WHY, SHE

DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT LETTERS. - THINKS SHE'S A GEE WHIZ!!!!

THE BILLABONG CLOUDED AND CLEARED, CLEARED AND CLOUDED.

IT RAINED AND CLEARED AND THE WITCH SAW THE MAL DE MARY PRINCESSE

ENCORE UNE FOIS EN ROUTE, PILOTING HER PEA ROGUE TOWARD THE WISE OLD

MAN'S HO NO LU LU HAY VEN .. IT SEEMED TO THE WITCH THAT EVEN THE

I M F WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HELP THE OLD MAN WITH HIS PHALLIC FIXATION

BUT THEN , THE TRICKSTER WAS STARK RAVEN MAD.

FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 07.32 10/12/1983

PRINCESS

CHLOOPHYLE S'ELOIGNAIT SUR SA PIROGUE DE FEUILLES DE MENTHE,ELLE AVANCA

IT AU RYTHME DU COEUR DES REINETTES BIFIDES QUI L'ACCOMPAGNAIT

SENTANT PESER SUR ELLE L'OEIL CACODYLATE DU MAGICIEN.MAIS EST CE

BIEN LE MAGICIEN DERRIERE L'OEIL TERRIBLE?

LE DOUTE OPPRESSAIT CHLOROPHYLE DONT L'EMANATION MENTHOLEE AUGMENTA SOUS

L'EFFET DE LA PRESSION.

AU DETOUR D'UNE ARABESQUE QUE LA ROUTE D'EAU AVAIT GRACIEUSEMENT EXECUTEE

LA PRINCESSE APERCUT UN ETRANGE SPECTABLE.

-OH VERMEILLE ! FIT ELLE DE SA VOIX DE FRENE,UNE PIROGUE DE MOTS

VERT MON VENERE PERE M'EN AVAIT PARLE MAIS J'IGNORAIS QUE CE FUT AUSSI

BEAU.

L'EMBBARCATION SEMBLAIT EN DIFFICULTE.UN MAUVAIS PLAISANT AVAIT SUBTILI

SE LE MOT TROU OCCASIONNANT UNE VOIX D'EAU IMCOMPATIBLE AVEC LE POUVOIR

DES MOTS.VERTIGINEUSEMENT ASTUCIEUSE,CHLOROPHYLE PROPOSA A CELUI QUI

PRETENDAIT ETRE L 'APPRENTI SORCIER DE COMBLER LE VIDE PAR LE VERBE

CALFEUTRER.

NEANMOINS,LA PRINCESSE QUE LES CONSEILS AVISES DE LA ROUEE FEE MARRAINE

AVAIT DOTEE D'UN VERDOYANT COURAGE NE SE LAISSA PAS DISTRAIRE ET

POURSUIVIT SA ROUTE.

SHE WAS SINGING:

I'M THE PRINCESS CHLOROPHYLE

FROM KINGDOM OF GREEN MINT

TRA LA LA VERE

THE AWFUL BEAST JE VAIS APPRIVOISER

TRA LA LA VERE

THE PRINCE OF THIRTEEN IS JUST BANALITE

TRA LALA VERE

THE WISE OLD MAN JE VAIS TROUVER

SUR SON ILE DESRTE CALLED OH OH OH NO LULU

ET DE SON SAVOIR IL VA M'ECLAIRER

S'EN PIROGUANT GAIEMENT,ELLE APERCUT SE REFLETANT SUR L'ONDE LE REFLET

DE LA BOULE DE CRISTAL DE CETTE VIEILLE SIDONIE .VIEILLE BRANCHE JALOUSE

DE SA JEUNESSE ET DE SA VERDEUR.

-RICANES DONC DANS TES CHAUDRONS, MA PEA ROGUE WILL DRIVE ME SO FAST

TO MY GREEN PEACE THAT YOU WILL BE GREENOF JALOUSIE MY DEAR.....

WHEN SHE ARRIVED TO THE WISE OLD MAN ISLAND'S,THE FIRST THING SHE SAID

WAS:

-WHAT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FOR A DESERT PLACE.

CETTE PROSAIQUE REMARQUE ETAIT PLUS QUE JUSTIFIEE,CAR IL Y AVAIT LA LE PRINCE DE

S TREIZE (MAIS DES TREIZE QUOI ? se demandent les petits malins0

QUI SE COMPLAISAIT DANS LE TITRE DE PRINCE OF DARKNESS.THE ONLY WRONG

THING WITH THAT WAS THAT HE WAS AFRAID OF DARK:

AS SOON AS THE SUN SETS HE STARTS TO CALL HER MOM.....MOOOOOM!

MAIS SANS CESSE ACCAPAREE PAR SON MARI LE ROI ROULANT(SOUVERAIN

DE LA BICYCLETTE) LA CHAINE NERE SE DESINTERRESSAIT DES ANGOISSES

DE SON FILS. AINSI EMMENAIT IL PARTOUT LADY GRACE QUI LUI TENAIT LA MAIN

DES QUE L'OBSURDITE ENVAHISSAIT L'UNIVERS.CETTE INFORTUNEE LADY N'AVAIT

LA GRACE QUE LE NOM ,POURTANT DES BRUITS COURRAIENT (ON NE LES RATTRAP

A JAMAIS )QUE LE PRINCE....MAIS CECI EST UNE AUTRE HISTOIRE.

SE TROUVAIT LA EGALEMENT,L'APPRENTI SORCIER EN PLEINE DECONFITURE DEPUIS

LE VOL DE SA MONTURE PARLANTE 9(NON IL NE S'AGIT PAS LA DE JOLLY JUMPER

AH AH AH) .LE QUAI DES FEVES D'OR S'ETANT REVELE IMCOMPETENT ,IL AVAIT

CONFIE L'AFFAIRE A SON ALLIE LE PLUS PUISSANT.(QUI EST-CE?)

ON PREVOYAIT EGALEMENT L'ARRIVEE IMMINENTE DA CALIGULA (PRONTO)

CHLOROPYLE PRIT SON TOUR DANS LA FILE D'ATTENTE.A SA VUE LE VIEILLARD

RETROUVA SA VERDEUR D'ANTAN.LA FAISANT PASSER DEVANT LES AUTRES PATIENTS

IL DECLANCHA LES CRIS DE LA FOULE:

-EH HO HO HO EH OBSEDE.

LA PRINCESSE SE RETOURNAA UNE DERNIERE FOIS AVANT DE PENETRER DANS L'AN

TRE ET LEUR RETORQUA VERTEMENT

-JAAAALOUOUOUX POUH!

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 14.14 10/12/1983

SORCER`S APPRENTICE

JUST NOW I GOT A MSG. FROM THE MAGICAN. HE FEEL VERY SICK. SO IF YOU

NEED HELP CONTACT ME

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 15.29 10/12/1983

IL NEIGE

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 15.43 10/12/1983

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FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 16.36 10/12/1983

L`APPRENTI SORCIER ETAIT TRISTE ET DESESPERE, CAR L'ESCROC LUI ETAIT

VOLE COO

CORRECTION : AVAIT VOLE SA PIROGUE EN MOTS. IL SE CACHA DANS LA CAVE

PROFONDE DU CHATEAU MAGIQUE POUR NE PAS ETRE REMARQUE PAR L`OEIL

CACODYLATE DU MAGICIEN.

IL PENSAIT QUE SA DERNIERE HEURE ETAIT VENUE ET TEMBLAIT DANS UN COIN

TOUT A COUP IL SENTIT QUELQUECHOSE COMME UNE SOUPLE CARESSE A SA MAIN.

IL LEVA SES YEUX ET SE TROUVAIT FACE A FACE AVEC UN GRAND CHAT ROUX

QUI LUI DISAIT: " LA BONNE FEE M`A ENVOYE POUR T`AIDER , CAR TU ES EN

DETRESSE. C`EST LE MESSAGE QUE JE T`APPORTE: QUITTE LE ...... ET

DIRIGE TOI VERS .......LA BAS, TU VAS RENCONTRER LE .........SUR

DEMANDE LUI CE QUE.......IL VA T`AIDER."

IL NE POUVAIT PAS COMPRENDRE CE MESSAGE QU`EN MORCEAUX CAR IL LUI

MANQUAIT LES MOTS DONT IL AVAIT FAIT USAGE POUR CONSTRUIRE SA PIROGUE.

COMMENT DECHIFFRER CE MESSAGE?

IL FALLAIT TROUVER L`ESCROC POUR RECUPERER LA PIROGUE.

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 18.49 10/12/1983

IN THE MEADOW FROM WHICH SPAWNED THE VAL DU JOUR ET

CHUTE ABOVE THE BLUE AND SALMON RUNNING LAC SOME 23 KILOMETERS ACROSS! (OR IS IT

ROUND) IN THE GRASS AND FLAX 100 YARDS BEYOND THEIR GRAVES THE GREAT F

LAT WEIGHT AND WHEELS OF STONE LIE DOWN.

(ADMIT US, BRAZEN BEAST IN CULTIVATED HOUSE.CEAST C'EST BON TO SIT WITH YOU

THE LONG AND VERDANT JOURNEY THROUGH THE GREAT PRESERVE LA PLAGE WHERE HALF THE

PEASANTRY CAN SPLAGE IS KNOWN......THE SOUTH IS STILL A DISTANCE ON YOUR

MAP.

(I'LL TEL YOU THIS, COMMENDATORE, THE FOOL MUST STRIKE A DEAL WITH THE DOCTOR

S CALAMARI, EAT HIS FSTOP

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 18.58 10/12/1983

WHILE THE WORLD GOES ASTOP

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.04 10/12/1983

IT IS THE NEXT DAY NOW, AND THE OLD KING ROLAND HAD JUSTRECEIVED THE WORD THAT H

IS SON THE PRINZ WAS ON HIS WAY TO SEE HIM: "TOO MANY QUESTIONS, TOO MABNY

QUESTIONS,JUST TOO MANY QUESTIONS, ALWAYS, I GET FROM THAT SON OF MINE .

....WHAT WILL HE WANT TO KNOW THIS TIME?" HIS SON"S VISIT COULD NOT CO

ME AT A MORE INOPPORTUNE TIME. HE HAD PROBLEMS IN THE KINGDOM. FIRE TO T

HE SOUTH AND THE THUNDER OF ARTILLERY KEEPING HIM AWEAKE AT NIGHT.WHT NEXT

? KING ROLAND WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS MINISTERS. ALL THIS BUS

INESS ABOUT HUNGRY PEOPLE. WHY COULDN'T PEOPLE JUST KEEP THEIR BIG MOUTHS

SHUT AND LET HIM GO ABOUT THE BUSINESS OF RUNNING THE ARMY, THE NAVY, THE

MARINES, KEEPING EVERYTHING TIDY.THERE GOES THE PHONE AGAIN.WHAT NEXT?

WHAT WILL THE PRINZ SAY TO HIS FATHERIF THAT IS INDEED THE PRINZ AT TH

E DOOR.STOP

SEND

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NO.637 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.06 20/12/1983

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.14 10/12/1983

WHILE THE WSEND

SEND

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.21 10/12/1983

WHILE THE WORLD GOES ABOUT ITS CONVOLUTINGCONFIGERATIONS DO CENTERING OF INTERNA

L SPACE.

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.38 10/12/1983

THE PRINZ HAS GOT A LOT OF TROUBLE. THE DOORBELL WONT WORK.STOP

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.52 10/12/1983

WHAT NEXT INDEED.

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 20.38 10/12/1983

THE PRINZ THOUGHT OF SIDONIE. HE FELT IMPOTENT .HE KNEW SHE HAD HIS NUMBER AND F

OR THE FIRST TIME HE FELT HE HAD FAILED AT SOMETHING. HIS EMOTIONS FLOWED

FROM EMBARASSMENT ,TO FEAR, TO NAUSEA. HAD HIS DREAMS BEEN A DREAM? WHAT

WOULD HIS FATHER, ROLAND ROTWANG, THINK OF HIM? HOW WOULD HE GO DOWN IN HI

STORY? HIS PAST ACTIONS OF VILOVIOLENCE AND AGRESSION TROUBLED HIM. WERE N

OT THEY COMMITTED IN SERVICE OF A PRINCIPLE? HE KNEW LITTLE. EVERYTHING WA

S SO BIG. THE LAST THING HE COULD REMEMBER ,AND HE WAS CONVINCED OF THIS W

AS, I THINK I SHOULD DO SOMETHING, I THINK I SHOULD DO SOMETHING

FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 01.13 11/12/1983

THE FOOL:

SLIDING OUT FROM UNDER THE ARM OF THE SNORING PRINCE, HE SLEEPS, HE SLEEPS...

THE FOOL STOOD CAUTIOUSLY - REMOVING THE WIG, THE WARM,$

WORN WIG, (LADY GRACE, MY STARRING ROLE, SUCH AN EFFORT! BUT, FOR MY PUBLIC...)

H - EEEEEEEEEEELS!

HIS FEET SLITHERED THROUGH THE DRYING (DYING!)

EUCALYPTUS LEAVES.

LEAVING THE PRINCE

(HE SLEEPS, SO HANDSOME!)

THE FOOL PLANTS A SINGLE WART ON HIS CHEEK - HIS

BEAUTY, NOW MARRED, WILL SURELY SEDUCE NO OTHER

(ESPECIALLY NOT THE REAL LADY GRACE)

WHEW! IT'S TIRING - TIME TO SLATHER DOWN A BREW

A HOP - A SKIP - A JUMP LATER, THE FOOL

AND HIS CRONIES WILL MEET IN THE BAR, HOW FAR, HOW FAR?

?

WHY, EVERRRRYYYYYOOOONNNNNEEEEE WILLBE

BE THERE

THE JUGGLERS

(BACK FROM A EUROPEAN TOUR )

THE CLOWNS

(BACK FROM A ROYAL ENGAGEMENT)

(IN SIBERIA)

THE TECHIES

(BACK FROM CONSULTING IN

SILICON VALLEY)

AND MAYBE THEY WILL KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS OF MY

LONG LOST COUSIN, WHO, IT IS RUMORED, HAS BECOME

A SOURCERER'S APPRENTICE.

FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 17.22 11/12/1983

BOIS BOIS <<<<<<<<<< BOIS BOIS

VOLE !

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.28 11/12/1983

THAT WASN'T TOO KOOL OF THE FOLL TO MESS UP THE PRINCE THAT WAY. HE HAS ENOU

GH TROUBLES ALREADY WITHOUT DEALING WITH ALTERED STATES.WHATEVER,SAY L

A VEE. AFTER THE DOORBELL FAILED TO WORK THE PRINZ RODE HIS HONDA DOWN TO

THE GIANT EAGLEFOOD MARKET TO BY HIMSELF SOME BANNANA...WHY IS EV

ERYBODY STARING AT MEE?MORE ABOUT THIS LATER.

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS,BLIX SENT 17.32 11/12/1983

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LOVE

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oh, my princess,

FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 17.43 11/12/1983

AVANT DE SE RENDRE CHEZ LA MARRAINE DE LA PRINCESSE LUI REMETTRE

LES GRAINES DE PAVOT RECUES POUR SON CINQUIEME ANNIVERSAIRE, LA BETE

DANS LE COURANT ELECTRONIQUE ETABLI PAR UN CERTAIN MAGICIEN A L'OEIL

CACODYLATE, ET SACHANT SON PROGRAMME NON SANS FAILLES...

BIFURQUA VERS LES DIGUES D'AMSTERDAM POUR Y RETROUVER UNE CERTAINE

PROPOSITION D'ALLIANCE.

NE SACHANT A QUOI S'ATTENDRE, LA BETE FORTE DE SON AUDACE, ATTERRIT

SUR UNE "PEDALE" ROUGE QUE L'ON RETROUVE HABITUELLEMENT AU PRINTEMPS.

PETALANT DE SON MIEUX ET CHERCHANT LA BRAGUETTE MAGIQUE DU VILAIN,

ENTREVUE LORS D'UNE VISION ARTBOX, ON PEUT FACILEMENT S'IMAGINER

L'ETONNEMNT DE LA BETE QUI SE RAPPELA SOUDAIN QU'A PARIS ON PEUT,

ET CELA SANS EN PARLER, AVOIR POUR 14 000 000 DOLLARS TOUS LES

ORDINATEURS QUE L'ON VEUT.

PRIS DANS LE RAZ DE MAREE BLEU AUSSI ET ACCOMPAGNEE DE SES FLEURS DE LYS

LA BETE HOULA CHEZ ALOHA.

MAIS AUPARAVANT LA BETE, PRISE DE REMORDS DU TORT FAIT A LA PRINCESSE

LORS DE SA VISITE, S'INQUIETA DE SON SORT. LA BETE AURAIT AIME QUE CELLE-CI

DAIGNE JETER UN REGARD SUR ELLE, MAIS DANS SON ETOURDERIE VERTE, ELLE

NE VOYAIT QUE LE PRINCE AU TRAVERS DE SES AVIONS NON LOIN DE SA BASE.

LA BELLE DEVENANT BETE ET LA BETE RESTANT TOUJOURS LA BETE DE L'ANNEE

S'ADOUCIT A LA RENCONTRE DU VILAIN... CAR LOIN D'ETRE MECHANTE,

C'EST JUSTE QU'ELLE NE SAVAIT COMMENT S'Y PRENDRE.

SON REGATD VERT ETAIT EMBUE PART LES FLOCONS BLANCS ARYENS... AERIENS

TOMBES LA VEILLE, DONNANT A SES GRANDS YEUX LA COULEUR LIMPIDE D'UNE EAU

DOUCE. ELLE AIMERAIT PEUT-ETRE CONNAITRE LA FORMULE MAGIQUE QUI FERA FONDRE

DE CE REGARD LA FROIDEUR QUI Y HABITE LUI APPORTANT SOLEIL ET CHALEUR.

EXISTE-T-IL AU DELA DE TOUS CES RESEAUX UN PERSONNAGE CONNAISSANT CETTE

FORMULE... QUI TRANSFORMERA LA BETE EN BELLE....BETE.

FROM BLIX TO NEXUS,BLIX SENT 21.07 11/12/1983

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FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 21.17 11/12/1983

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SEND

LOVE

FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 23.39 11/12/1983

LA PRINCESSE CHLOROPHYLE REUSSIT A ESQUIVER LES ASSAULTS DU SAGE QUI NE

L'ETAIT PLUS. ELLE PARVINT MEME A OBTENIR DE LUI QU'IL LUI PREPARE UN

FILTRE D'AMOUR QU'ELLE DONNERAIT A LA BETE. TOUT D'ABORD L'AVISE HOMME

NIA FAROUCHEMENT DE SE SERVIR DES 'POTIONS ET REMEDES DE MAUVAISES FEMMES'.

LES HABILES CALINERIES DE CHLOROPHYLE QUI BIEN QUE VERTUEUSE DE SON ETAT

N'EN POUVAIT PAS MOINS DEVENIR AGUICHANTE, EURENT RAISON DE SES RETICENCES.

IL AVOUA AVOIR SUBTILISE UN VIEUX GRIMOIRE GRIMACANT A CETTE VIEILLE

SIDONIE ET Y AVOIR TROUVE QUELQUES INTERRESSANTES INCANTATIONS QU'IL LUI

ARRIVAIT DE PRATIQUER DURANT SES LOISIRS....

QILS ALLERENT DONC DANS LA GROTTE SECRETE RESERVEE A CET USAGE....

CHAUDRON....SALPETRE......GUI MAGIQUE.......PLUMES DE CORBEAU.....

QUEUE DE SOURIE GRISE

OEIL DE CHAT NOIR

UN PEU DE MOUTARDE POUR LE GOUT

NIDS D'HIRONDELLES POUR LA VERSION ASIATIQUE

VERMICELLES ET VERS MISSAUX

UN AIL DES AULX

UN MORCEAU FRAIS DE CHACAL DU JOUR

UNE LARME D'EDELZWICKER

PLUS QUELQUES AUTRES INGREDIENTS QUE LE SECRET PROFESSIONNEL NOUS

INTERDIT DE DEVOILER ICI...

A LA LUEUR DES TORCHES ET DES YEUX FLUORESCENTS DES CHAUVES-SOURIS CURIEUSES

LE SAGE DRESSA SA HAUTE TAILLE DANS LA CAVERNE TENEBREUSE, TEL UN DRUIDE

A KERNAC............

ET

COMMENCERENT LES INCANTATIONS

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PLEASE DISREGARD THESE DOTS

WE WILL CORRECT

FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 04.59 12/12/1983

FROM THE WITCH

"I WISH THAT TRICKSTER WOULD CUT OUT ALL THAT COSMIC DRIVEL AND STOP BEING

SUCH A SEVERN BORE!" SAID THE WITCH, BRUSHING THE MERDE OFF HER CRYSTAL

BILLABONG. "IF HE DOESN'T WATCH OUT, I'LL THROW A HEX ON HIM."

SIDONIE WAS TIRED OF NOT DOING ANYTHING AND TAKING THE PRINCE'S CATCHCRY

FOR HER OWN, SHE MADE A FIRM RESOLVE TO DO SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING.

"TUMBARUMBA

BOGGABRI

CURL CURL

HAY !!

THAT SHOULD FIX THOSE PESKY RAVENS! NOW I HAVE A NICE ROUND (4)-AND-TWENTY

OF THEM TO BAKE IN A PIE. WHAT A DAINTY DISH TO SET BEFORE KING ROLAND ROTWANG!"

AS THE FILTHY, FESTERING, FEATHERED FOWL FELL STUNNED OFF THEIR STOOLS,

THE TRICKSTER REALIZED THAT HIS LITTLE PARTY WAS OVER AND IT WAS TIME TO

PUT ON HIS DANCING SHOES AND PISS OFF TO THE BAL DE LA MARRAINE.

NOW THAT HER BILLABONG WAS CLEARED, THE WITCH NOTICED HER OWN INVITATION

TO THE BAL DE LA MARRAINE. "YARRAHAPINI!" SHE SHRIEKED WITH DELIGHT,"I'VE

NEVER BEEN TO A LUAU IN HONOLULU! ISN'T IT JUST LIKE THAT STINGY FAIRY

GODMOTHER TO THROW HER PARTIES AT SOMEBODY ELSE'S PLACE! AND WHAT'S THIS

NONSENSE ABOUT LENDING ME A COMPASS? WITH MY WINGED KEEL I CAN'T LOSE...

MY WAY."

SHE SET ABOUT PACKING UP A SPECIAL ARTBOX TO TAKE TO THE BALL, FILLING IT

WITH (4)-AND-TWENTY RAVEN PIE, ZUCCHINI CAKES, GREEN EUCALYPTUS TEA AND A

FEW TUBES OF FOSTERS. "NO M.S.G. IN THAT!" SHE THOUGHT HAPPILY. "THAT OUGHT

TO LOOSEN UP THAT POOR APPRENTICE'S CONSTIPATION IN A COUPLE OF AUGENBLIX!

I HOPE KALIGULA PUTS IN AN APPEARANCE AT THE BALL TOO -- I HAVEN'T LAID EYES

ON HIM SINCE THE BITTER TEARS AND WHITE BONES OF CHITAGAMA. NOW WHAT WILL I

WEAR? I HAVE AN ITCH FOR A KITSCH STITCH, SOMETHING TO MAKE THAT PRINCESS

CHLOROPHYLE EMERALD WITH ENVY..." HITCHING UP HER WITCH'S BRITCHES, SHE

THREW ON A GRASS TUTU, OR RATHER VOUSVOUS, SINCE IT WAS, AFTER ALL, A FORMAL

BALL. SHE LOADED HER ARTBOX, A FEW SPARE SPELLS, PLUS HER LATEST ROCK VIDEOS

OF AYER'S SUPPLY, STRADDLED HER WINGED KEEL AND SET OFF INTO THE WILD BLUE

YONDER.

DISPLAY 638

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FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 05.04 12/12/1983

LA PRINCESSE.

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* **********ET PAR TES ONDES ALCALINES******** *

* ************RENDS LA MAGIE DIVINE*********** *

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* ************* L'AURORE ************** *

* ************** QUE LA *************** *

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* DEVIENNE *************** *

*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR

*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*

*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*

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FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 06.21 12/12/1983

LA PRINCESSE

LE FIL DES JOURS TISSAIT SA TOILE.ET DU ROYAUME DE MENTHE NE SUBSISTAIT

PLUS QUE DESOLATION.LEUR PRINCESSE ETAIT PARTIE ET LA BETE FURIEUSE DE

NE N'AVOIR POINT PAS TROUVER CHLOROPHYLE ET AVAIT DETRUIT LE VERT ROYAUME

VERT DE GRIS SOUVERAIN DU ROYAUME S'ETAIT TOURNE VERT D'ESPOIR VERS SON

AMI LE ROI ROLAND,MALHEUREUX PERE DU PRINCE DES TREIZE..

-C'EST VERT TUANT MON AMI DE VOUS CONVAICRE...VOTRE FILS DOIT NOUS VENIR

EN AIDE....

CHLOROPHYLE,IGNORANT TOUT DES CONSPIRATIONS QUI SE TRAMAIENT DERRIERE

SON DOS,ETAIT ENFIN RESSORTIE DE L'ANTRE ENCHANTEE.ELLE NE CESSAIT DE

MURMURER TEL LE ROI LUVERT KING

@@@ @@@@@....@@@@@.....I HAD A DREAM.....@@@@@@@@

@@@@@......@@@@@@@...I HAD A DREAM ....@@@@

" CETTE EXPERIENCE ETAIT ASSEZ FUN....EN...BULLES.I'VE NEVER STOPPED DE

JONGLER.MAIS QUE CECI IS STRANGE...MY MIND EST CONFUS....I HOPE THE WISE

OOLD MAN NE S'EST PAS TROMPE...MY GOD.....N'AURAIT T'IL PAS MIXED LES

MOTS ......IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE D'AVOIR ETE AINSI TROMPE......WAS IT A

DREAM????.......ET QUELLE EST CETTE HERBE ETRANGE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW.....

IL LA POSSEDE D'UNE FEMME M'A T-IL DIT DONT LE NOM SERAIT.....MARIE JUANA

WHAT'S STRANGE NAME???...WHAT'S A STRANGE FEELING???.....

I'M SO HAPPY...ET VOUS LES STONES?ARE YOU ROLLING?

EH YOU LES STONED....I'M JUST LIKE YOUOUOUOUOUOUO.......

LORSQUE CHLOROPHYLE FUT REDESCENDU DE L'ARBRE OU ELLE AVAIT DRESSE LE CAMP...

ELLE ETAIT VERTE DE HONTE.AYANT RETROUVE LE VRAI SENS DE SON ESPRIT ET QU'ELLE N

E RESSENTIT PLUS CES VERTES TIGES ELLE S'INSTALLA DANS SA PIROGUE

ET S'EN REPARTIT SUR LES TRACES DE LA BETE....

ALORS QU'ELLE RAMAIT PARESSEUSEMENT ( QUELLE GALERE) CHLOROPHYLE LA PRI

NCESSE VERSATILE FUT BRUSQUEMENT DEPASSEE PAR UN ENGIN AERODYNAMIQUES

QUI PAR UUNE SAVANTE NANOEUVRE LA CONTAIGNAIT A S'ARRETER. IL S'AGISSAIT

DU POSTMAN QUI SONNA DEUX FOIS AINSI QUE L'EXIGE LA TRADITION DE SON

METIER,DANS SA CORNE D'ABONDANCE (IL N'Y AVAIT PLUS DE CORN DE BRUME DI

SPONIBLE.

NE SERIEZ VOUS POINT LA DITE CHLOROPHYLE A LA GUM...PRINCESSE DE SON

ROYAUME?..DECHU,J'ENTENDS BIEN

-QU'ENTENDEZ VOUS MON BRAVE?SERIEZ VOUS PARENTS D'UNE CERTAINE JEANNE

COMBUSTIBLE DU ROYAUME D'ANGLETERRE....?

-NENNI MA FOI!

-WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME?

GRAMM FOR YOU HAVE YOU GOT YOURS IDEAS WITH YOU?

CERTAINEMENT .

ET CHLOROPHYLE DE MONTRER LA FEUILLE DE MENTHE AU SANG BLEU QU'ELLE

CONSERVAIT PRECIEUSEMENT DANS UN FLACON DE CERISES A L'EAU DE VIE.

LE POSTIER S'ECLAIRCIT LA VOIX CAR IL S'AGISSAIT LA D'UN TELEGRAMME CHAN

TE.IL ACTIONNA UN LEVIER ET DU VENTRE DE SON VEHICULE MONTERENT DES CH

OEURS DE VOIX.

CHOUOUOU BIGOU BIDOU WOAHHH WOAHHHHH...

SUL LE POMT DE TORONTO

BIBA BELOU LA YEEEAAHHH

UN Y EST DONNNE

TCHOU TCHOU TCHOUOUOU YYYYEEEHHHHH

PRINCESSE CHLORO

OUAH OUHA OUAHHHHHH

PAR LA BONNE FEE Y ETES CONVIEE

WOUAHHH WOUAWOUA WOUAWOUAHH

ORCHESTRRE ET BAL ANCES ASSUREE

TIBILT TIBILI BIDEBIED

ET BOISSON A VOLONTE

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

CLOING!

LE DERNIER ACCORD PLAQUE

LE PREPOSE S'EN EST ALLE

.................

...........

CHLOROPHYLE DIRIGEA L'EMBARQUATION SUR LA RIVE GAUCHE DU SAINT LAURENT.

AFIN DE TROUVER CHAUSSURE A SON PIED........

FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 17.21 12/12/1983

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NOUILLES E

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UP SI DON 228 LOKIN KU AKARA NUS VIENA MUS---------

TRY AGAIN

VALUE ERROR

PSSSSSSST

FORMULE FAX

"the blue dog with don`t print his smile krrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SYNTAX ERROR WITH YOUR DOG try again or go home

STRANGER."my master works to less and forgot his blue dog in the

print-log".................dog

...............................THINK

...........SMILE

..................................CLOSE

FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 17.42 12/12/1983

I AM NERVOUS...............

SITTING IN THE GREEN KITCHEN ........

WITH MY RED HORSE ..........

WITH YELLOW POINTS ...........

A PINK HOLLY .......

AND ASCOT, HE IS ALWAYS SLEEPING .........

I AM HUNGRY .....

ITS COLD TOGETHER .....

I HOPE TOMORROW ITS GO BETTER ......

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FROM ALOHA TO NEXUS SENT 18.29 12/12/1983

[.] X

X [.] X [.]

X [.] X

[.] [.]X[.]

X[.]X [.]

[.] [.][.][.]

THE

WISE

OLD MAN,

KIMO, B.S.

KIM CHEE,

PASSED THE

NEWSPAPER TO HIS

PRETTY PRINCESS

GUEST, A TWINKLE IN

HIS EYE AS HE SLIPPED

ON HIS TI+LEFT SLIPPERS

AND ADJUSTED HIS TAPA ROBE

INTO WHICH HE PLACED HIS

MAGIC ROCK. THE NEWSPAPER WAS

FULL OF STORIES ABOUT THE

HONOLULU MARATHON HELD THIS SUNDAY.

NINE THOUSAND PEOPLE HAD COME FROM

ALL OVER THE WORLD TO RUN, WALK,

STAGGER OR CRAWL 26 MILES IN THE HOT

HAWAIIAN SUN. THOUSANDS OF SPECTATORS

LINED THE STREETS, GIVING ENCOURAGMENT, FIRST

AID OR LAST RITES. )MARATHON MANIA) IT WAS

RIGHTLY CALLED. SUCH FOOLISHNESS WAS NOT FOR

HIM. NO WONDER THEY SAY HE IS A WISE OLD MAN. FEW

OF THE SPECTATORS NOTICED AS 'IMO REACHED FOR HIS

STAFF, AND CAGED HARLEQUIN COCKROACH AND WALKED WITH

THE PRINCESS TO THE WATER]S EDGE WHERE THE GREEN CANOE

WAS TIED UP WITH A SPARE TALE AFTER THE PRINCESS LONG TRIP

TO THE HO NO LU LU HA VEN. THE PRINCESS LOOKED OUT ON THE

SEA OF

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AND WONDERED IF THE EYE OF CACODYLATE WAS FOCUSED ON THEIR MER

DE VERT. THE MONGOOSE SPRUNG ABOARD JUST AS THE CANOE SLIPPED INTO

THE CHURNING SURF. THEY HEADED TOWARD THE SOUND OF THUNDER AND

DISTANT GLOW IN THE SKY. THE VOYAGERS ROWED BY THE WAIKIKI HOTELS.

[.]WAS THAT AN EYE OF CACODYLATE STARING DOWN FROM THE HYATT REGENCY

PENTHOUSE\ DIAMOND DUST SIFTED ACROSS THEIR BOW AS THEY SLIPPED BY LOOMING

DIAMOND HEAD CRATER AND ACROSS THE KAIWI CHANNEL. AS AGED AND AGELESS KIMO

AND CREW PADDLED SEA WORDS, THEY PASSED BETWEEN THE ISLANDS OF LANAI AND

MOLOKAI AND SOON OBSERVED THE MASSIVE MOUNTAIN OF HALEAKALA CRATER TOWERING

OVERHEAD ATOP MAUI, THE VALLEY ISLE. THE ALENUIHAHA CHANNEL WAS NO ]HAHA]

JOKE AS WAVES TOSSED THE LITTLE VESSEL AND MALE DE MER DE VERT DESCENDED ON THE

LITTLE GROUP. THE ANTENNAE FLICKED AS THE COCKROACH SENSED THE ROARING THUNDER

FROM THE GREAT BIG ISLAND. THE SKY GLOWED AND CHANGED TO FALLING STARS AS

ERUPTING KILAUEA VOLCANO PULSED AND VOMITED THE BRIGHT, AGENT ORANGE LAVA HIGH

INTO THE SKY IN RESPONSE TO THE RHYTHM OF VOLCANO GODDESS MADAME PELE AND HER

PROBING GGGGGG. SHE WAS, INDEED, MAKING MERRY AND A GRAND RECEPTION FOR A

GRANDE BAL ON THE GREAT GREEN ISLAND.

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FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 21.02 12/12/1983

I SHALL BE ENCHANTED TO ATTEND THE FAIRY GODMOTHER'S BALL

YOURS,

IN SPIRIT,

KALIGULA

FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 21.18 12/12/1983

EVEN ON THIS LOFTY CRAG THE AIR IS THICK WITH THE GODMOTHER'S FAIRGROUND

FIREWORKS. I AM CLOSER THAN YOU THINK..................................

....KALIGULA

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.43 12/12/1983

A CHITIGAMA, CHAQUE MATIN, LE PRINCE TEANIT

A FAIRE LA TOILETTE DE SON ROYAUME( C'EST

TRADITIONAL CHEZ LES PRINCES D'ARRACHER

LESLES BAOBABS)

LE MAGICIEN ADORE LES PERSHINGS, IL EN BATIT

ENTRE MINUIT ET TROIS HEURES DU MATIN ET IL

LES ORNENT DE GROSSES MOUSTACHES.

A L'AUBE, A L'HEURE OU BLANCHIT LA CAMPAGNE

IL ENFOURCHAIT SA BECANNE A 1200 BAUD A

\L'HEURE ,MANGEAIT SA BABANANE ET COMMENCAIT

SATOURNEE , POSANT TOUJOURS LES MEMES QUESTIONS.

CHAQUE FOIS, QUAND IL PENSAIT ETRE DUR LA

BONNE ROUTE, OU LE BON OCEAN, SON PERE LE

FAISAIT RENTRER AU PALAIS POUR SOUPER AVEC

LA PRINCESSE, OU BIEN LA BETE, OU UN MARCAHND

D'ORDINATEUR.

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 02.16 13/12/1983

O O O

C D C D C

A Y A Y A D

C L O C L C Y

O O C D O O O L

L CA Y C C C O

Y C LA A C O O A C

D A C C C A C C C C C A

O C O O O CA AA A O C

C O D D C O C C D O

A D Y Y A C O O Y D

C Y L LOC A C C L Y

O L O C A A O L

L O C O C CC O

Y C A C O A C

D A C A C C A

O C O C A O

C O D O

A Y

C L

O O

D

Y

L

O

C

A

C

O

D

Y

L

THE 7:50 EBA SPEEDS INTO

THE CRYSTAL CITY IN ONE

QUARTER HOUR'S TIME. (THE LINE LENGTH IS UNIMPORTANT, THIS TRIP.)

THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TAUGHT TO ADMIRE THE BEHAVIOR OF THE BUILDINGS;

HOW THEY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER AND REFLECT, THEY CONSTANTLY

REFLECT, THE VALUES OF THE GRAY MATTER WHICH LINES THEIR POCKETS.

THE PRINCE,

LIKE EVERYONE ABOUT THE CRYSTAL CITY, CALLS HIMSELF

A RENAISSANCE MAN.

W

E

S

I

N

G

:

"IF IT WEREN'T FOR ARSENINE...

WE'D HAVE NO WHINE AT ALL."

WE

E

B

R

E

A

T

H

E

D

E

P

.

....AND THE PRINCE CLIMBS

UP THE MENTAL LEVELS

TO THE ANTIPATH......

BETWEEN THE BRICKS

HE SEES THAT WORDS

& PHRASES CARRYING

MEANINGS ARE FALLING

THROUGH THE CRACKS

WHERE THE GREEN IS

WILTED OR BURNT

WITH SALT. HE

RECOGNIZES SOME

OF THESE AS FRIENDS

WHO CAME WITH HIM

ON THE 5:15 FROM THE

CRYSTAL CITY JUST THE

OTHER DAY. IN THE

DISTANCE THE ANTIPATH

IS LOOPED AND COILED

AS IF ABOUT TO STRIKE ... THERE

ARE SOULS WHO ARE LEAPING

INTO THE PURPLE HAZE

WITHOUT REGARD

FOR THE BOTTOM

LESS PIT.

THE PRINCE WILL FIND A WAY.

FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 04.15 13/12/1983

OH - HO - OH - HO - OH - HO - OH - HO - HO - HO - HO - HO

-- O -- H -- H -- O -- O -- H -- H -- O -- O -- O -- O --

HO - NO - NO - HO - NO - NO ! - ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

(DO YOU GET IT YET?)

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH'

(FILL IN THE REST YOURSELF----)

(OH HICK, I'LL DO IT<<>><<>><<

(WHEW, THIS IS TIRING+-=+-=_-

-_=_-_=-12:08, Mar 14, 2006 (CET)12:08, Mar 14, 2006 (CET)12:08, Mar 14, 2006 (CET)~~-_+-_

(YOU'D BETTER DO IT``~~```~

BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU'LL DO

IT RIGHT - YOU KNOW JUST-

SO)^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&(S

OSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOS

{WASN'T THERE ???

SOME STORY ABOUT

THE FOOL WHO --

CRIED WOLF????

WAS THAT ME,?

OR WAS THAT-

YOU FAIRRR

PRINCE -E

---------------------------------SEEMS

-----------------------------THAT IF YOU -

--------------------------LOOK HARD ENOUGH YOU

----------------------CAN FOOL YOURSELF INTO SEEING

-------------------PATTERNS EVERYWHERE - I DON'T MEAN TO

----------------BELITTLE ANYONE, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT

------------WHY MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOEEHILL????????????????

---------------------------------------------------------------SO

THIS REMINDS ME OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES, ONE THAT I USED TO PLAY

WITH MY COUSIN WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND OUR MOTHERS WERE KNITTING AND SUCH

WE CALLED IT

----------------------------GGGGG----------------------------------------

FROM ALOHA TO NEXUS SENT 04.42 13/12/1983

LANDED,LOADED,LADEN,LODE+STARRED,LAVA+

LAVAED,LEVITATED... THUS KIMO B.S. KIM CHEE AND

PARTY, HEADED UP THE MOUNTAIN.

THEN SPAKE THE WISE OLD MAN B.S. KIM CHEE FROM THE

HIGHS OF HIS VOLCANIC PIQUE(

)RSVP TO THE PARTY, INDEED. I AM THE SENIOR

PARTY,ICI. VRAIMENT, JE SUIS LE MONTREUR QUI

MONTE MA MONTAIGNE POUR SE MONTRER [.]ET MY

COCKROACH^. BIEN, WE ARE COMING TO THE PARTY. EN

EFFET, WE ARE HERE.

NOW, SOME ADVICE TO THE INVITEES. FIRST, FROGS.

SOME WARTS TO THE YYYYYYY SHOULD BE SUFFI. WE

NEED NO MORE GREEN HAIRED LADIES. SO PLEASE

CHANGER VOTRE HUILE, GRENOUILLE, IF YOU GET MY

MEANING. PURPLE GOES WELL WITH THE PROSE AND THE

SUNSETS HERE, SI VOUS M]EN CROYEZ.

[.]THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WISE ADVICE. ALL FROGS

PLEASE DEPOSIT 40 FRANCS AT THIS TIME. OTHERS

DESIRING WISE ADVICE PLEASE INDICATE BY

APPROPRIATE DEPOSITS IN HARDISH CURRENCIES^.

FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 04.35 13/12/1983

FLUX, WELL ALL OF US

-------OH

---------A PARTY!

-------OH

---------I JUST LOVE PARTIES!

-------OH

---------BUT I CAN'T GO

-------OH

-------NOH

-------OH

-------NOH

UNLESS--------------------------------------------

-UNLESS-------------------------------------------

--UNLESS -- YOU ASK -- ME -- AND MY FRIENDS -- TO DO --

WELL, ER, (GEE,. I HATE ASKING FOR THINGS - BUT BUT

CAN WE , ER, I MEAN WE WOULD OH, OWE, EWE, A SHEEPISH APPROACH HERE

MEANTHECLOWNSAND THEJUGGLERSANDTHETECHIES (S L L O O W W L LY NOW)

ME AND THE CLOWNS AND THE JUGGLERS AND THE TECHIES

WE'D BE HONORED TO BE PART OF THE BAL - AND TO DO A SHOW!!!!!

A NOH SHOW!

FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 04.45 13/12/1983

FROM THE WITCH

"I'VE JUST CROSSED THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE - IT'S THE 13TH, MY LUCKY

DAY ! THER'S THE GLOW FROM THE MURUROA FIREWORKS DISPLAY. I MUST BE GETTING

CLOSE. AND HERE'S HALEAKALA ERUPTING INTO VIEW - ALMOST THERE! ESPERONS QUE

CHLOROPHYLE LA PRINCESSE VERT-SATILE AVEC SES VERS UTILES METTRA SES

VERRES SUBTILS POUR LIRE CE MESSAGE QUE JE LUI AI DONNE EN GUISE DE POSTMAN

WITH MY FROG HORN SOUNDING TWICE -- MORE THAN A MATCH FOR THAT UNICORN WITH HIS

COR UNIQUE! I WONDER HOW SHE KNEW ABOUT POOR OLD COUSIN JEANNE -- POOR

THING, SHE NEVER REALLY MADE IT AS A WITCH, MORE OF A SAINT REALLY. SHE WAS

ALWAYS KEPT IN THE DARK (D'ARC) UNTIL HER MOMENT OF ILLUMINATION. I REALLY

FEEL SHE'S BEEN A BIT OVERDONE IN THE TEXT - WHAT A FATE ACCOMPLI! IN FACT,

IT'S ACCOMPLISSURE DU TEXTE! BUT I DIGRESS - GOTO MSG."

THE MESSAGE THAT THE WITCH-AS-POSTMAN GAVE TO CHLOROPHYLE READ AS FOLLOWS:

HEAD IMMEDIATELY FOR VIENNA STOP. INFORM SORCERER'S

APPRENTICE SACHER TORTE INDISPENSABLE FOR LE BAL DE LA MARRAINE

STOP. CATCH YOU ON THE LAST WAVE IN HONOLULU STOP.

TOOROO TATA,

SIDONIE

"I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THAT BALL. WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, ANYHOW

? IS THAT

FAIRY GODMOTHER DOING HER DREARY MATCHMAKER BIT AGAIN -- GLASS SLIPPERS,

PUMPKIN, MICE FOOTMEN, THE USUAL TAT? I ONLY GET TO COME IN AT THE

CHRISTENING ANYWAY TO GIVE THE USUAL OLD CURSES.

MUDGEE! CURSE THAT FALLOUT -- I'M SICK OF DODGING ABOUT ON THIS WINGED KEEL!

ALL THOSE PERISHING PERSHINGS -- THINK I'LL TURN THEM ALL INTO PASIONFRUIT.

PLUS DE PEACHY PASSIONS, MOINS DE MISSILES MORTIFERES! THAT'S WHAT I'VE

ALWAYS THOUGHT. I'LL EAT NO MORE YELLOWCAKE -- FROM NOW ON IT'S THE

LAMINGTONS FOR PEACE PLAN. GLAD I'VE GOT MY SPONGE; THERE'S PLENTY OF

COCONUT IN HAWAII, AND WE'LL GET SOME NEUTRAL SWISS CHOCOLATE FROM THE COW

THAT JUMPED OVER THE MOON. WHEN THEY ARE ALL JOINE DIN THAT CHOCOLATE CONNECTION

, WHAT SWEET PEACE, OR IS IT PEAS? BBETTER A LIVE LAMINGTON THAN A DEAD

LEMMING."

WITH THAT, THE WINGED KEEL SPLASHED DOWN INTO THE LAST WAVE, RIGHT NEXT TO

THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE CLUTCHING A VERY DAMP SACHER TORTE. FAR OFF SHE COULD

SEE THE PRINCESS AND THE WISE OLD MAN STROLLING TOGETHER, AND SHE REALIZED

THAT THEY HAD ALREADY TURNED INTO PASSIONFRUITS.

ON THE FINITE BEACH OF YELLOWCAKE SANDS

AS VOICES OF STARKNESS

BATTLE IN THE DARKNESS

OF A TUNNELLING LOVE

AS A FROG ENTERS

AS A JERK

SPARKS SHOOT AGAINST DARK NIGHT SKIES

AS LIGHT SHINES IN THE PRINCESS'S EYES.

FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 16.25 13/12/1983

QUE L ON ALLAIT NOUS CHERCHER, C EST CE QU,ON AVAIT ESPERE. ON ETAIT AU

PLEIN FOUTOIR. NOTRE MACHINE A TRADUIRE

ETAIT EN PANNE. IL N Y AVAIT PAS DE PIECES DETACHEES DANS LES FORETS

PRES DE LA VILLE TOWABU. PERSONNE N OSA ALLER A TOWABU, CAR NOUS CROYONS

QUE CALIGULA NOUS Y ATTEND, PLANQUE QUELQUEPART POUR NOUS FAIRE DE MAL.

ALORS UN COLLABORATEUR ETAIT MIS EN ROUTE POUR CHERCHER DES ETRES HUMAINS

QUI PARLENT TOUTES LES LANGUES.

ON AVAIT DE LA CHANCE ET TROUVAIT UNE DE CES ETRES: UNE FEMME. LENTEMENT

LE CHAOS S ECLAIRCISSAIT ET LORSQUE NOUS AVIONS COMPRIS LES NOUVELLES IL Y

AVAIT DE NOUVEAU UN PROBLEME: PERSONNE NE VEUT CROIRE QU IL Y A UN FOU DANS

NOTRE FAMILLE. HERZANDO, LE HISTORIEN ET BUROCRATE LE PLUS AGE EST CHARGE DES

RECHERCHES. QUI PEUT L AIDER ET LUI DONNER DES INDICES? QUI SE CONNAIT DANS

L HISTOIRE DES APPRENTIS ET DES FOUS?

ZACK. TSCHINBUM, KLICK ??????

A CE MOMENT, LES COCKROACHES RECONNAISSENT LEUR SITUATION DESESPEREE ET

PRENNENT LE POUVOIR.

LA FILLE SE FUIT DANS LA PIROGUE ROUGE PARQUEE DEVANT LA PORTE.RRRRRR

CE N EST QUE MAINTENANT QUE JE FAIS MON APPARITION ET J EXPLIQUE TOUT

CALMEMENT AUX PERSONNES PRESENTES QUE SOMME TOUTE RIEN N EST SI GRAVE

QUE CA.

DISPLAY 639

NO.639 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.14 20/12/1983

FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 19.21 13/12/1983

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD PARTY FOR SEEING PEOPLE AS THEY REALLY ARE.

[.]ND I,KALIGULA, AM PREPARED TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF GIVING YOU

A LITTLE GUIDED TOUR OF THE RAG BAG OF DISSOLUTE NURDS WHO

POPULATE THIS FAIRYTALE.

OH, ISEE THAT FLAKEY THE MAGICIAN HAS DEIGNED TO PAY US A VISIT

FRPM PARIS. OF COURSE WE MUSTN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE FACT THAT

HE WAS THROWN OUT OF THE MAGIC CIRCLE FOR FEEBLE MINDEDNESS...AND HAS SINCE BEEN

SCRATCHING A LIVING AS A CONJURER FOR THE UNDER

TENS. STILL PARIS COULD BE HIS BIG BREAK.......................................

.........................

......

........................AND AS FOR THE WITCH, ................THAT GRIZLY OLD SH

EILA

....

.....

.......

WE ALL KNOW THAT SHE WAS STRUCK OFF THE OCCULT REGISTER FOR BADLY PERFORMED BACK

STREET ABORTIONS........................

SHAME ON YOU........................STILLL NO MORE ABOYT THAT, THIS IS A FAMILY

SHOW AND WE

AL KNOW THAT CHRISTMAS IS A TIME FOR GIVING.........(HEAD)................

[.]OT THAT I'M EYEING UP CHLOROPHYLL........WHO WITH A BRAIN LIKE THAT

MIGHT AS WELL BE CALL CHLOROFORM. STILL SHE COULD BE WORSE OFF, SHE COULD BE L

IKE THE

PITIFUL PRINCE FROM PITTSBURG........WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN

DOINING IN THE STORY SO FAR...BUT HE'S SURE TO BE BLING ..BLIND BY

THE END OF IT

ALOHA, OLD MAN...WHAT'S THIS ABOUT FIGHTING COCKS........??QQ??????? COULD

THIS BE A CASE OF COCK A DOODSLE DOO AND ANY COCK WILL DO??????????????????????

???????????????????????[.]??

BUT I REALLY MUSTR FIND BETTE THE BEAST........AS A CONNOISSEUR

OF BAD BREATH I MUST GO AND SAMPLE HER FETID BREW.......... THEY TELL ME THAT 83

IS A VERY GOOD YEAR (AGE)

INDIDENTALLT FLAKEY, DO THEY CALL YOU THAT BECAUSE OF YOUR TERRIBLE

PSORIASIS.......................................................................

......................

................................................................................

.....................

................................................................................

.....................

................................(AND WHO SAYS THAT KALIGULA'S A SOFTY???????????

????????????????????)

FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 19.48 13/12/1983

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FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.22 13/12/1983

SLIPPING OUT OF THE BACK DOOR OF THE PARTY, TO WHERE OUR NEW MODE OF

TRANSPORT IS WAITING.

( WHICH WE KEP SORRY KEEP AS A DUTCH SECRET()

RETURNING

WITH

SOME...............................

COSMIC DUSTY GRIT GLITTERS

TO SPRINKLE ON THE HAWAIAN SANDWICHES.

FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.51 13/12/1983

$DARLING PRINCESS....THERE IS SOMETHING IM MUST TELL YOU.......

IT SEEMS IMPORTANT AFTER OUR LITTLE RENDEZ VOUS THE OTHER NIGHT...

THE DOCTOR HAS CONFIRMED THAT I DO HAVE HERPES....

IT WAS DELICIOUS BUT WAS IT WORTH IT?............BUT FEAR

NOT, MY LOVE, THE FOOL IN SAN FRANCISCO HAS AGREED TO

COME TO OUR AIDS...........KISSEE KISSS KALIGULA

FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 21.10 13/12/1983

THE FAIRY GODMOTHER

HAS NOW POOFED INTO THE PRINCE'S BEDROOM, AND BANGING HER WAND ON HIS

HEAD YELLS, )UP LAZY+BONES...WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD PRINCESS IN THIS FAIRYTALE, AND ALL YOU DO IS STARE AT

YOUR TRACK MEDALS

WHY DON'T YOU INVITE HER TO THE BALL?"

P.S. "I WILL TURN YOUR COMPUTER INTO A TUBE OF CLEARASIL ACNE CREAM."

FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 21.43 13/12/1983

FROM THE FAIRY GODMOTHER, LA FEE MARRAINE

THE FAIRY GODMOTHER WENT STRAIGHT FROM THE PRINCE'S BEDROOM TO THE

DOCTOR'S OFFICE TO PICK UP THREE GALLONS OF CLEARASIL FOR THE BEAST.

"SO, DOCTOR, DID YOU MANAGE TO

FOOL THE VILLAIN, CALIGULA,

INTO THINKING HE HAD HERPES?

"YES, HE BELIEVED EVERY WORD."

SAID THE DOCTOR WITH A WINK.

"GOOD. I WOULDN'T WANT HIM TO

KNOW THAT IT WAS REALLY CANCER OF

THE SPLEEN. IT WOULD JUST RUIN

HIS TIME AT THE BALL.

WELL, GOT TO RUN NOW.

TOODLELOO!"

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.53 13/12/1983

-----------------WHILE TENSIONS ESCALATE

ITERATE 101 TIMES

SEEK THE DEEP BETWEEN --------------

FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.57 13/12/1983

MLT D OEQ P U

F O UT E

P OP

L

YT I P Y

J

XXXXXXXXXX

X X X X

X X ASEA OF WORDS

X X APPEARED BEFORE THE

X A X PRINCE

X STACK X TRANSPORTED TO THE

X OF X PAST HE LEAREDTHAT

X WORDS X THE FESTIVITIES WERE

X TO X A GUISE TO CAPTURE THE

X LIGHT X PRINCE'S CHLOROPHYL

X THE X BENEATH THAT LUAU LURKED

X SKY X THE VILLON OF ORANGE AGENT

X X IMPRESSING THE SKY WITH A

X X LIE THAT WOULD BRING DOOM.

X X WE THE ANCIENT ONES

X X WANT YOU TO GO AS A KNIGHT.

X X YOUR WART HAS BEEN REMOVED'

X X WE CANNOT ALLOW ROTWANG TO

X X SURROUND YOU.

X X DEEP WITHIN THIS EARTH WE

X X KNOW A WAY TO THE VOLCANO

X X FORT PITT IS WELL AWARE

X

XC X OF THIS GRAND LIE AND YOU

X X MUST FIND THE WAND OF THE

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WAND OF THE WICKED WITCH

FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 23.09 13/12/1983

LA BETE:

EGAREE DANS L'AXE OUEST-EST, LA BETE VISITA UN MOMENT LE TRIANGLE DES

CORBEAUX.

CURIEUSEMENT, IL N'AVAIT PAS DE NID. LA, ELLE AVAIT ENTENDU VAGUEMENT,

ET FINALEMENT ECOUTE ATTENTIVEMENT LES ECHOS QUI LUI PARVENAIT.

QUELLE REPUTATION ELLE AVAIT !

JAMAIS ELLE N'AURAIT CRU QU'ON PUISSE ETRE SI MECHANT !

D"ABORD, ELLE N'AVAIT PAS DETRUIT LE ROYAUME DE CHLOROPHYLE. ELLE

FAUDRAIT D'AILLEURS QU'ELLE ECLAICISSE CETTE HISTOIRE. CECI ETAIT

SUREMENT OEUVRE D'HOMME. ET SURTOUT, ELLE NE VOULAIT AUCUN MAL A LA

PRINCESSE. ELLE L'AIMAIT BIEN, CETTE PETITE. IL FALLAIT ABSOLUMENT ALLER

AU BAL. CETTE REPUTATION VENAIT SUREMENT DU FAIT QUE PERSONNE NE L'AVAIT

ENCORE VU DANSER. D'AILLEURS, ELLE RESERVERAIT LE PREMIER TANGO AU VILAIN.

ELLE LEUR FERAIT VOIR, A TOUS, COMMENT BELLE PEUT DEVENIR LA BETE.

HEUREUSE DE CETTE DECISION, ET D'AILLEURS FATIGUE D'ATTENDRE LA FORMULE

IDEALE, ELLE PARTIT PAR LA RIVE GAUCHE DU SAINT-LAURENT EN DEGUSTANT DES

RED NECKS ET EN FREDONNANT SA CHANSON FAVORITE :

"QUEL MAGICIEN LA CONNAITRA ?"

AH ! QUEL FILOU LA VOLERA ?

POUR DONNER A MASSETTE UN BAISER. ( BIS )

QUELLE PRINCESSE LA CHANTERA ?

QUEL HOMME SAGE L'INVENTERA ?

POUR DONNER A MASSETTE UN GATEAU. ( BIS )

QUEL JEUNE PRINCE L'EMBRASSERA ?

QUELLE MARRAINE LA LUI DONNERA ?

POUR RENDRE A MASSETTE UN SOURIRE. (BIS)

QUEL SCELERAT L'OUBLIERA ?

QUEL FOUT LA DANSERA ?

POUR DIRE A MASSETTE UN MOT DOUX. ( BIS )

QUEL APPRENTI-SORCIER LA VENDRA ?

QUELLE SORCIERE LA BALAIERA ?

POR FAIRE DANSER LA BELLE MASSETTE. ( BIS )

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PRINCESSE CHLOROPHYL

PADDLES HER CANOE MADE OF LETTRES WROTTEN ON BIRCH BARK.

UNDER THE EVIL EYE OF THE GGGGGGGGGG MAGICIEN

AS 4 BLACK RAVENS CIRCLE OVER HEARD.

SHE IS GOING TO THE BALL. " OH CHERE GRAND'MERE POUR EMPRUNTER

TA GRAMMAIRE, POUR IMPRIMER L'INCANTATION SUR LA BETE".

!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEN SUDDENLY SWEEPS DOWN CALIGUALA WHO STEALS HER

AWAY TO SAX ISLAND.

"YOU WILL BE MY DATE LINE SAYS HE. WE' LL TOGETHER TO THE BALL.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 02.23 14/12/1983

YUP. THE PRINZ HAS TROUBLES, ALL RIGHT. THE DOORBELL

DIDN'T WORK, AND HE DISCOVERS THAT ITS RING HAS REPLACED

HIS VOICE. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORK OF HIS YOUNGER BROTHER,

THE MALCONTENT WITH THE TROPHY CASE AND BEDRIDDEN DRAGON. HE

HAS CONSPIRED WITH THE MAGICIAN, AND APPARENTLY WAS NOT LONG

IN CONVINCING HIM TO AGREE TO THIS CRUELTY--

" AW, DO IT,".

" BUT, PERHAPS..."

" HO. A LOUD DOORBELL CLATTERING WITHIN HIM

WHENEVER HE OPENS HIS MMOUTH TO SPEAK?!

THE IMPLICATIONS ARE ENORMOUS..."

ETC. ETC., AND SO IT WAS DONE.

CLEARLY OLD KING ROLAND'S BOYS ARE CAUSING ENOUGH TROUBLE AT

HOME FOR HIM TO FEEL A KINGLY, PIERCING URGENCY WHEN DEALING

IN INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS-- WITCHES AND FOOLS ABROAD BE DAMNED.

ISOLATIONISM AT WORK.

POOR MAN.

STOP

SEND

FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 02.53 14/12/1983

PRINCESS CHLORPHL

W" WELL I"LL BE DARNED" CRIED PRINCESS KLORFILL WHEN THE PRINSES BAD NEWS

REACHED HER BY RAVENPOST. "FIRST HIS BALLS AND NOW HIS VOICE" SHE LAMENTED,

"AND JUST WHEN I NEEDED HIM MOPST".

"AND THAT NOGOOD FAIRY GODMOTHER THINKING OF NOTHING BUT HER DAMNED COMPUTER

GRAPHICS AND QUEEN STREET PARTIES WHO"S GOING GET ME OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF

CAL (AS SHE CALLED THE VILLAIN CALIGULA) ...WHO"S GOING TO FIX HIM AND HIS

FILTHY PLANS AND UNSIGHTLY SKIN CONDITION ?"

HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP SHE CRIED

OR RATHER "HHHHHHEEEELLLLPPPP". BUT ALL SHE HEARD WAS A FAINT RINGING SOUND

OF THE DOORBELL.

A VERY SMALL COMFORT INDEED.

AND THEN THERE ARE , OF COURSE ...........THE CORKS.

BUT MORE ABOUT THAT LATER.

FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 05.37 14/12/1983

LA PRINCESSE

VETUE DE SON EMSEMBLE "TRAVOLTA TRAVIATA "EN SKAI DE SOIE A VERS,CHAUSS

EE DE SES POMPES DE CHEZ JOURDAIN ET PARFUMEE DU CINQIEME FLACON TROUVE

CHEZ CHAMELLE,LA PAUVRE CHLOROPHYLE SE MORFONDAIT SUR L'ILE OU ELLE ETA

IT PRISONNIERE DE L'AFFREUX CALIGULA.

TREMBLANTE ET VERTE DE RAGE,ELLE SE REMMEMORAIT SON KIDNAPPING.

TOUTE EFFERVESCENTE A L'IDEE D'ALLER A LA PARTIE DE LA FEE MARRAINE,

ELLE N'AVAIT PAS REMARQUE QUE LES MEANDRES DU FLEUVES L'AVAIENT EMMENES

DANS UNE EPAISSE FORET TROPICALE.DE LONGUES LIANES FORMAIENT UN RIDEAU

DE VERDURE,LES BABA OBA,LES CRAKS A TOHA,LES CROQUES DEMOISELLES

AVEC UNE PREFERENCE POUR LES ODILES) FOISSONNAIENT.CHLOROPHYLE SE

RENDIT A L'EVIDENCE:

ELLE ETAIT EGAREE!

"OH ZUT,QUELLE POISSE ,JE VAIS ETRE EN RETARD A LA FETE...N'Y AURAIT IL

POINT QUELQUES INDIGENES A QUI JE POURRAIS DEMANDER CONSEILS?

DANS L'INCONSCIENCE DE SA FOLLE JEUNESSE,ELLE POSA LE PIED (CHAUSSE

RAPPELLONS LE PAR JOURDAIN) SUR LE SOL DE CETTE TERRE VIERGE DES MONDES

INTERDITS.

LE SOL ETAIT POREUX ET VISQUEUX

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C'EN ETAIT FAIT DES PIEDS DE LA BELLE!

"OH BEN NON ALORS,ME VOILA AVEC LES PIEDS PLUS CROTTES QUE LES SABOTS

DE LA BELLE HELENE...

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DANS LA BRUME QUI AVAIT ENVAHI LE QUAI,ON ENTENDIT CES MOTS:

-T'AS DE BEAUX YEUX TU SAIS...

ET TA SOEUR!

REPODIT CHLOROPHYLE DEDAIGNEUSEMENT MEPRISANTE

HUMILIE,LE DETESTABLE CALIGULA BONDIT SUR ELLE ET LA CAPTURA AVEC SON

FILET A PAPILLONS.

CEDANT A DE BAS INSTINCTS,IL VOULU ABUSER D'ELLE

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ET CHLOROPHYLE DE SE LAMENTER DANS SA PRISON:

-QUI DONC VIENDRA ME DELIVRER,ET DE TOUS MES PROBLEMES APPORTER LA CLEF?

FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 09.18 14/12/1983

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THE WISE OLD MAN, KIM B.S. KIM SCHEE, IS RESTING HIS HEAD ON THE BLACK SAND O

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THE GREATR ISLAND, TEARS FOR THE LOST PRINCESS RUNNING DOWN HIS HORNEY HOARY OLD

FACE. HE IS SUDDENLY TWEAKED INTO REALITY BY A FEELER ON HIS BULBOUS NOSE. TH

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HARLEQUIN COCKROACH MYSTICS THE URGENCY OF TIME AND SPACE. THE WORLD IS CONVERG

ING

ON THE MAGIC ISLANDS AND THE BALL IS UNPREPARED FOR AS OF YET. WHERE? BLINKS

KIMO.

HARLEQUIN COCK STIRS HIS MEMORY -- THE CONSUMATION SPOT OF HIS TRYST WITH THE FA

IRY

GODMOTHER - THE ANCIENT UNDERGROUND CAVERN OF THE LOST ALII OF HAWAII WHICH EVEN

TODAY

RESOUNDS THE SOUNDS OF DARING KRACKEN KAHUNA AND THE THOUSAND COSMIC PEARLY SHEE

LLS.

THE ONLY SPOT WHERE ALL CAN CONVERGE WITHOUT THE HANDS OF TIME HAVING A PSYCHOTI

C BREAK WITH

GRANDFATHER CLOCK. WISE OLD MAN KIMO - "THIS IS UNWISE. THE WAY IS SO TREACHER

OUS THAT

ONLY SELF-ACTUATLIZED DRAGONS AHVE MUCH HOPE OF FINDING THE WAY LET ALONE SURVIV

ING

.T" HARLEQUIN DANCES IN HIS EYES THE CALL OF COCKS, OF COURSE. NOT SINCE THE

DAYS OF THE QUEEN HAVE THE FIGHTING BANTAMS BEEN CALLED TO VOICE. RIDING

THE DIAMOND DUST OF HIS COCKROACH, KIMO TELEPORTS HIMSELF TO THE ISLE OF

FREEWAYS AND WENDS HIS WAY IN A BORROWED 72 TOYOTA TO THE FOOT OF LITTER-STREWN

DIAMOND HEAD CRATER, TALISMAN OF A 1001 POSTCARDS. COCKS FROM THE NEARBY

KAHALA CHICKEN FARM BEGIN THEIR EERIE VIRBATO CONTRALTO WHICH WILL DRAW ALL

LOVERS AND COMBATANTS ALIKE TO THIS SPOT, FROM WHICH THE BOWELS OF DIAMOND HEAD

WILL SWALLOW THEM (HOPEFULLY WITHOUT TOO MUCH MASTICATION). "TIME TO PAVE THE

WAY MY LITTLE CHICK-A-DEE-ROACH, EH?" THE WISE ONE SPUTTERS. FROM THE TOP

OF DIAMOND HEAD'S CUTTING EDGE, THREE STAFF TURNS, TWO ANTIEVIL GURGLES AND

ONE HAIL MAGICIAN, AND THE EARTH SWALLOWS HE[.]THE^ WISE OLD ONE ROACH AND ALL.

DOWN THE DEADLY INSECTICIDE TI LEAF SLIDE, SPLASHED INTO THE GREAT BUBBLING

CONTAM LAKE, ATTACKED BY BROKEN BEER BOTTLE BARRACUDA, KIMO STAGGERS TO

THE NEAR

FAR SHORE IN ONE PIECE, DUE ONLY TO THE SUPREME EFFORT OF

HARLEQUIN COCKROACH, WHOSE EXPANDED AURA WARDED OFF ALL

COMERS AND DOERS. NOT WITHOUT PRICE, HOWEVER, LIMP

ROACH MUST HIDE IN KIMO]S BEARD FOR ANON AND REST

LEAVING KIMO WITH ONLY HIS CUNNING AND HIS

SECUAL DRIVES TO GET HIM PAST THE GUARDIAN

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FIRST, UP A HEAD, THE PRO CHERRY PORTAL, EASILY GOTTEN BY

WITH A FEW ADOLESCENT ONE-LINERS: "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL

MY LIFE, BABY?" ETC. DOWN THE WYAY,

THE DANGEROUS SLIPPERY ANTI MERDE BRIDGE,

NVIGATED FINALLY BY SOME BRILLIANT

POOP POOP DE DOO'S.

T R O U B L E......

THE INFAMOUS REAGAN LANDSLIDE

BLOCKS THE WAY STUDDEN WITH

EXPLODING POLITCAL RHETORIC

BOUDLDERS. KIMO PAUSES

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FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 19.21 13/12/1983

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD PARTY FOR SEEING PEOPLE AS THEY REALLY ARE.

[.]ND I,KALIGULA, AM PREPARED TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF GIVING YOU

A LITTLE GUIDED TOUR OF THE RAG BAG OF DISSOLUTE NURDS WHO

POPULATE THIS FAIRYTALE.

OH, ISEE THAT FLAKEY THE MAGICIAN HAS DEIGNED TO PAY US A VISIT

FRPM PARIS. OF COURSE WE MUSTN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE FACT THAT

HE WAS THROWN OUT OF THE MAGIC CIRCLE FOR FEEBLE MINDEDNESS...AND HAS SINCE BEEN

SCRATCHING A LIVING AS A CONJURER FOR THE UNDER

TENS. STILL PARIS COULD BE HIS BIG BREAK.......................................

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........................AND AS FOR THE WITCH, ................THAT GRIZLY OLD SH

EILA

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WE ALL KNOW THAT SHE WAS STRUCK OFF THE OCCULT REGISTER FOR BADLY PERFORMED BACK

STREET ABORTIONS........................

SHAME ON YOU........................STILLL NO MORE ABOYT THAT, THIS IS A FAMILY

SHOW AND WE

AL KNOW THAT CHRISTMAS IS A TIME FOR GIVING.........(HEAD)................

[.]OT THAT I'M EYEING UP CHLOROPHYLL........WHO WITH A BRAIN LIKE THAT

MIGHT AS WELL BE CALL CHLOROFORM. STILL SHE COULD BE WORSE OFF, SHE COULD BE L

IKE THE

PITIFUL PRINCE FROM PITTSBURG........WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN

DOINING IN THE STORY SO FAR...BUT HE'S SURE TO BE BLING ..BLIND BY

THE END OF IT

ALOHA, OLD MAN...WHAT'S THIS ABOUT FIGHTING COCKS......X)xz

wzzzzzzw.TLxTHIS BE A CASE OF COCK A DOODSLE DOO AND ANY COCK WILL DO??????????????????????